"Aerrow and Piper, Piper and Aerrow, PIPROW!"
The young woman shifted in her seat, balancing the laptop on her knees
"I am so sick of hearing about bloody PIPROW! All I god damn hear about is Piprow, oh Piprow this and Piprow that! And to make it worse even my own Talons are fans! And they write that horrid fanfiction about them and they always make me the bad guy! Or I'm secretly in love with Aerrow or I'm dating Dark Ace and we have hot sex together"
The empress shuddered "eww" then raised her eyes to the room before her "Not to mention the me and Repton fics! How disgusting are they! I'm sure on Bogaton that Repton is a very nice and handsome lizard but I'm HUMAN! I MEAN COME ON PEOPLE!"
The Talons quivered under her imperious gaze
"Uhh your Majesty" squeaked one talon
"What" Cyclonis' voice was deathly quiet
"Well, your Majesty...we can't exactly stop these people from writing these" he coughed "horrid stories...they are merely the imaginings of the general populace"
Cyclonis stared him down with her large purple eyes until he poofed into dust and the other Talons took a side step away from the dust pile
"Anyone else want to say something?"
"NO!" they all screamed back before zipping out the door way
"Much better" she said to herself and looking back down to her screen, she clicked on a promising looking story
A bloodcurdling scream wafted throughout the Cyclonian Palace.
SHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSH SHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSH SHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSH
Mean while in Atmos, Aerrow was shocked from his stupor by the faint sound of someone screaming
"Hmm, she must have found the Piper/Cyclonis stories"