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Nessie POV

As I walked towards my Auntie Alice's Porsche, I thought again about the conversation I had overheard. Three of the students from school were discussing what to do on Halloween.

I pondered back, to the years that had passed. My family had never celebrated Halloween before. In fact, it had never even been discussed in our household. I wondered why. I decided to ask about it later.

As I got into the car, Auntie Alice beamed at me. "That's a great idea Nessie!"

"What is?" I looked at her, confused.

"Well I just had a vision of you asking Edward about Halloween."

"Oh." I thought about asking Daddy about Halloween. I would have to choose a time to ask him. Maybe when he was playing his piano, he was calmest then and most willing to talk.

"You should have Bella there. She'll help I'm sure. She used to love Halloween, it was her favourite holiday because no had give her any gifts." Auntie Alice was already pulling out of the parking lot at an alarming speed.

"Auntie, you may want to slow down!" I gripped the dashboard for support.

She looked at the speedometer and took her foot of the accelerator and we slowed down minutely.

"Don't you think we should slow down a little more?" I looked at her pleadingly.

"You know Nessie; you're just like your mother! Always abiding by the traffic laws!"

I watched as the speedometer needle shot right down to 50 mph. I breathed a sigh of relief.

We pulled into the long driveway of our home, and I looked around to see who else was home. Daddy's Volvo was here, as was Auntie Rose's BMW. Mom's car and both of my uncle's vehicles were here. Grandpa's Mercedes wasn't there, so he must still be at the hospital.

Auntie Alice pulled into the garage and parked the car. I grabbed my backpack from by my feet as I jumped out of the Porsche. I could hear shouts coming from the front room so I went to investigate.

When I arrived, I could see Uncle Jazz and Uncle Em, on the floor, playing some sort of war game. I could hear Uncle Jazz muttering something about strategizing under his breath while Uncle Em was just shooting anything that moved. Even members of his own team.

"Emmett, you'll never win that way. Hello Nessie." Auntie Rose was sitting on the sofa, reading a magazine.

"Hey, Auntie Rose. Where are Mom and Daddy?" I went to give her a quick hug.

"Bella is down at the cottage and Edward is hunting. Be careful going down there."

"Sure, sure." I saw Auntie Rose grimace at my choice of words. She still hadn't accepted Jake properly. I said hi to Grandma before I left.

I ran quickly to the cottage. I laughed as I ran; just like Daddy I loved to run. I arrived at the cottage and I threw open the door.

"Mom? Mom?" I couldn't hear anything coming from anywhere in the house. I ran through the rooms looking for her. It was strange, why would she leave without telling anyone?

I could smell the faint scents of Daddy, Mom, Seth and Jake. But for some reason, Seth's scent was strongest. He hadn't been over in a week at least.

My eye saw something lying on the table. I went over and picked it up. It was a letter.

I read it quickly.

Cullens,

If you want to see Bella again, you will have to do what we tell you. Wait for us to contact you and tell you our wishes.

Love from

Seth

Kidnapper

I ran back to the main house to show them the letter. When I got back Grandpa was there as well. Everyone crowded around to see what the matter was

When everyone had read the letter, Uncle Jasper shot up.

"This means war!"

Grandpa held up his hand. "Jasper, we know who has Bella and we can get her back quite easily."

"What do you mean 'we know who has Bella'? Where is she?!" And right on cue, Daddy, the pinnacle of the overreaction, arrived on the scene.

"Edward, stay calm." Grandpa went to put his hands on Daddy's shoulders.

Daddy took in a deep breath. "Ok. So what's happened?"

"Well the wolf pack appear to have kidnapped Bella." Uncle Emmett was now out of his seat, next to the phone and ready to demand we get Mom back.

"The...wolf pack? Are you sure?" Daddy came and sat next to me on the sofa as I handed him the letter. "'Love from Seth' Ok, now I believe that it was the wolf pack. Only they would be stupid enough to sign a ransom note 'love from' and then their name."

Just then the phone started to ring. Uncle Emmett was closest and so he grabbed the phone.

"GIVE US BELLA BACK AND NOBODY GETS HURT!" Uncle Emmett was shouting down the phone and I felt sorry for who ever was on the other end; even if they did have my mom.

Daddy held out his hand for the phone and Uncle Em handed it to him.

"Jacob." I was close enough to the phone to hear Jake's response.

"Edward."

"Give me back my wife, before I come and rip your arms off." Daddy's face was perfectly serious and his tone was calm. I glared at him.

"Hey, it wasn't my idea, bloodsucker."

I grabbed the phone out of Daddy's hand.

"Jacob, bring her back. I thought the whole point of imprinting was to make me happy. Do I sound happy?!" I growled at Jacob in my scariest voice, but I could almost see his smile on the other end of the phone. I had had imprinting explained to me a little while back, and now I was hoping to use it to my advantage.

Daddy, help me out here!

I held the phones receiver next to Daddy's mouth as he growled, menacingly, for me.

"Ok, I get the picture. We only want to have a friendly competition."

"And that included kidnapping MY WIFE?!" Daddy's mouth was still by the receiver and he shouted at Jake.

"Yep. We wanted to have a Halloween party and we wanted to invite you, but we figured that the only way you'd come would be if you had to. So we took Bella. Don't worry, she's fine-"

Jake was cut off by a scream of annoyance. "JACOB BLACK I WILL KILL YOU FOR THIS AND I MEAN IT!"

Only one person could scream like that, and it was my mom. Well at least she was alright.

"Bella? Love, are you there?" Daddy grabbed the phone again and started pacing around the room.

"EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN HELP ME GET AWAY FROM THESE DOGS!" I saw Daddy wince.

"Of course dear-wait, Bella, when did you learn my full name?" Daddy looked suspiciously at my Uncles, who both started whistling and looking at anyone but my dad.

"ASK YOUR BROTHERS! NOW HURRY UP!"

Somewhere in the background we could here someone making the noise you always heard in cowboy and Indian films. I heard someone hit the person because they stopped and said, "Ow!"

"Shut up, Seth!" I heard Leah hiss at her brother.

"No, Leah, it's a good idea!" Jacob obviously had his hand over the phone as he talked to his pack. "Hey, Cullens, fancy a game of cowboys and Indians?"

Uncle Em grabbed the phone and before one of us could shout 'no' he had greed to Jake's demand. "You bet! Don't worry Bella the cavalries comin'!"

Then he slammed the phone down.

A/N: I'm back! With yet another story! But don't worry every body, I haven't given up on 'The Cullen's Story' or 'Funny Twilight Stuff' they've just been put on hold for a little.

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