iRauru and Link have switched places. Yes, that means Link is swimming in
that large yellow robe, and Raury is in that cute green elven costume.
Well, it was cute on Link anyways.
This takes place in the Temple of Time, right before the young Rauru goes to take out his ocarina and open the door. Link looks like...well, Link, and Rauru is still fat and bald, only 7 years younger. Scary, huh?/i
"Now, if I can just reach behind me and grab that ocarina..." muttered Rauru to himself. They just don't make green elf costumes like they used to. He twisted this way and that, attempting to reach into his bag to get the Ocarina of Time, then suddenly fell over on his back, tiny arms and legs flailing in the air. His fairy Navi was squashed under him, begging him to get off her.
Meanwhile, Link cracked that big stone door open, watching for the boy that was supposed to take the sword from the block. When he saw Rauru stuck on the floor, he almost laughed. Ignoring the fact that the script said he wasn't supposed to enter for another scene, Link threw the script behind his back made an early entrance, standing over the fat, balding boy's head. His yellow robes hung loosly on him, falling around Raury's head.
"A...little help...here..." puffed the stout monk boy.
"Not until you tell me why you ate the kid that was in the script." said Link.
"Huh? I don't know what you're talking about!"
Link snapped his fingers, and a donut appeared in his hand, as he dangled it above Rauru's head.
"Okay, Okay, but I was hungry! And I swear he didn't put up a fight!" confessed the fat one. "I mean...oh [bleep!]...What I mean to say is...I am the kid"
Link blinked. "Okay...umm...since you're the only kid who's come in here for the past 2 months, I'll believe you." He stuffed the donut in Rauru's mouth, and closed his eyes as the disgusting pig swallowed the thing whole. Navi's muffled voice squeaked out a mere 'Help me! This cow is killing me!", and then Link offered his hand, in which Raury took. But when he pulled, it jerked Link on top of him.
To their misfortune, Zelda just so happened to walk in at the exact moment.
"Erm...if you wanted to be alone, why didn't you lock the-" she started.
"No! It's not like it looks!" cried Link, getting up quickly. "I was just helping him up, and..."
Navi's cries grew silent as Rauru flailed more on the ground.
Zelda gave them a skeptical look. "If I wasn't good, you could've just told me." She then burst into tears and ran out of the room. Sheik then leaned his head inside the doorway and glared at Link, sneering "Jerk."
"[Bleep!]" said Link with much disgust. "We were all set for tonight too...Screw this, you're on your own, fat boy." and with that, Link kicked Rauru in the stomach and headed back to the stone door. He shoved the door open a little wider, then closed it behind him. A piece of yellow fabric still stuck out, and Link opened the door again only to get the robes unstuck.
"No wait!" Rauru flailed his massive body more trying to stop him, but only succeeded in making his green elven costume rip off.
And with that, the scene fades out, and the classical music fades in.
The End?
iWill Rauru ever get up? And what will become of Zelda and her counterpart Sheik? And will Navi live through Raury's weight? R&R, people! Pleasey poofs? I also am wondering if I should continue this.../i
This takes place in the Temple of Time, right before the young Rauru goes to take out his ocarina and open the door. Link looks like...well, Link, and Rauru is still fat and bald, only 7 years younger. Scary, huh?/i
"Now, if I can just reach behind me and grab that ocarina..." muttered Rauru to himself. They just don't make green elf costumes like they used to. He twisted this way and that, attempting to reach into his bag to get the Ocarina of Time, then suddenly fell over on his back, tiny arms and legs flailing in the air. His fairy Navi was squashed under him, begging him to get off her.
Meanwhile, Link cracked that big stone door open, watching for the boy that was supposed to take the sword from the block. When he saw Rauru stuck on the floor, he almost laughed. Ignoring the fact that the script said he wasn't supposed to enter for another scene, Link threw the script behind his back made an early entrance, standing over the fat, balding boy's head. His yellow robes hung loosly on him, falling around Raury's head.
"A...little help...here..." puffed the stout monk boy.
"Not until you tell me why you ate the kid that was in the script." said Link.
"Huh? I don't know what you're talking about!"
Link snapped his fingers, and a donut appeared in his hand, as he dangled it above Rauru's head.
"Okay, Okay, but I was hungry! And I swear he didn't put up a fight!" confessed the fat one. "I mean...oh [bleep!]...What I mean to say is...I am the kid"
Link blinked. "Okay...umm...since you're the only kid who's come in here for the past 2 months, I'll believe you." He stuffed the donut in Rauru's mouth, and closed his eyes as the disgusting pig swallowed the thing whole. Navi's muffled voice squeaked out a mere 'Help me! This cow is killing me!", and then Link offered his hand, in which Raury took. But when he pulled, it jerked Link on top of him.
To their misfortune, Zelda just so happened to walk in at the exact moment.
"Erm...if you wanted to be alone, why didn't you lock the-" she started.
"No! It's not like it looks!" cried Link, getting up quickly. "I was just helping him up, and..."
Navi's cries grew silent as Rauru flailed more on the ground.
Zelda gave them a skeptical look. "If I wasn't good, you could've just told me." She then burst into tears and ran out of the room. Sheik then leaned his head inside the doorway and glared at Link, sneering "Jerk."
"[Bleep!]" said Link with much disgust. "We were all set for tonight too...Screw this, you're on your own, fat boy." and with that, Link kicked Rauru in the stomach and headed back to the stone door. He shoved the door open a little wider, then closed it behind him. A piece of yellow fabric still stuck out, and Link opened the door again only to get the robes unstuck.
"No wait!" Rauru flailed his massive body more trying to stop him, but only succeeded in making his green elven costume rip off.
And with that, the scene fades out, and the classical music fades in.
The End?
iWill Rauru ever get up? And what will become of Zelda and her counterpart Sheik? And will Navi live through Raury's weight? R&R, people! Pleasey poofs? I also am wondering if I should continue this.../i