This fanfic is for my bezzies! A new friend will be added every chapter. I'll say at the beginning who is in each chapter!

I know this has been done before but I was out of ideas, and every chat room fanfic is different so, please give it a chance.

Pwetty, Pwetty pwease?

Edward has signed in.
Bella has signed in.

Edward Says: Bella, I'm sorry, I don't love you anymore, I'm so sorry.

Bella Says: Well, you obviously ain't that sorry or you would have done it. But you only just met Zia, and you know she wants Jasper and Emmett and some British guy that the author wants.

Edward Says: Yes, but Zia would settle for me, I know she would, she has only pureness and kindness in her heart.

(Zia signed in earlier but no one noticed)

Zia Says: Edward, you're lovely and I will kiss you….

Zia Says: If you get me a date with Jasper and/or Emmett.

Edward Says: But Zia, darling, I want your love, not your lips. Although they would be nice too I'm sure.

Zia Says: Edward I'm sorry but I could never date I man I don't love, especially one that only exists in the pages of a book.

Edward Says: I could talk to Stephanie, she'll bring you into the books as well.

Zia Says: A tempting as that is, I don't want to give you false impressions.

Edward Says: We will be together one day my love, I can see it.

Alice Says: I don't know what you see Edward, but I see that never happening. And poor Bella is just sitting there, at her old computer, probably still waiting for half these messages to come through!

(Alice signed in way before but enjoyed watching where this conversation was goin before she could butt in)

Bella Says: Alice don't diss the computer! And I'm not mad at Edward, I know how to bug him….

Edward Says: How?

Mike Has signed in.

Edward Says: You didn't….

Bella Says: Mike-y baby, you know, I've just realised how gorgeous you look in this light!

Mike Says: Bella, you can't see me.

Bella Says: Iknow, its horrible, I can only wish that, never mind…

Mike Says: What?

Bella Says: Doesn't matter.

Mike Says: Of course it does.

Bella Says: Well, I wish, I knew what your lips are like.

Mike Says: Well, I'll be over in a minute.

Mike has signed out.

Bella Says: OMG! Alice, what do I do now?

Alice Says: Run and hide, never not worked before, ish….

Bella Says: ALICE?!?!?!?!?!?!

Alice Says: O.o

Bella Says: Its not going to work is it?

Alice Says: Well, you have speed Mrs Cullen, leg it to our house, your welcome!

Bella has signed out, rather quickly.

Alice Says: Wow, Bella, I didn't really think you could get from Charlie's to here so quickly.

Alice Says: Bella Says: I'm not slow Alice, although anyone would go a lot faster if they knew Mike, MIKE was on his way to snog the pants off you!

Edward has signed out.

Alice Says: Probably gone for a snog with Bella. Not Zia. Is anyone still there?

Zia Says: I am.

Alice Says: Aah. Oh.

Alice Says: Btw, you're not getting Jasper.

Zia Says: I wouldn't argue with you Alice,

Alice Says: Emmett on the other hand…

Sophie Says: Better than Rosalie, lets leave it at that!

Alice Says: Who are you?

Sophie ~ The Author Says: Changed my name, that better?

Alice Says: Yes, thank you.

Sophie ~ The Author Says: I have the power to make you dance like a monkey!

Alice Says: To be perfectly honest so do I but, ok…

awkward silence

Zia Says: Alice, Sophie, why do I feel the sudden urge to dance like a monkey?

Alice Says: It was her!

Sophie ~ The Author Says: It was me, no wait…

Sophie ~ The Author: ALICE!!!!!!!!!

Alice Says: And you thought you had power?!?!?!?!?!?!

no one says anything

Alice Says: Zia, I was just thinking, I don't really love Jazzy that much, would you like him?

Alice Says: …

Alice Says: SOPHIE!!!!
Zia Says: SOPHIE!!!!!!!!!

Sophie ~ The Author Says: I thought Zia would like it, and anyone could 'see' you wouldn't like it Alice.

Zia Says: I know when I'm lost to a better person.

Alice Says: Aaw, thankies Zia! You're still not getting Jasper though.

Zia Says: It was worth trying.

Alice Says: Not really.

Emmett has signed in.

Alice Says: Emmett has a secret admirer!

Sophie ~ The Author Says: *laughing* lol, ROFL!

Zia Says: *blushing ALL BECAUSE OF A SAID FUTURE SEEING VAMPIRE THAT I NOW HATE*

Alice Says:

Zia Says: I don't mean it Alice!!!!!! Ly babe

Alice Says: Don't really know you, but lyt babes :-D

Emmett Says: Erm, have a missed something?

Alice Says: *laughs*

Zia Says: *laughs*

Sophie ~ The Author Says: *laughs a lot*

Emmett signs out quickly.

Thanks for reading guys!

Zia ~ I am sorry that you didn't get with Emmett or Jasper but I couldn't bear to split up anyone!

General Public ~ I am sorry I almost broke Bella and Edward up but it is setting up for further chapters, there is a hopefully funny twist!

Xx~Sophie~xX