THE CRAZY ADVENTURES OF CHIBI-AURON!!
Note: I own nothing in this comic except my kitten. CUTE LITTLE KIWWY! *huggles her kitten*
*Setting: a nice, cozy apartment room with a big-screen TV, various consoles of the readers choice (and a PS2) set up, and a big, comfy blue couch, and last but not least, the fake crackling fire!*
Sephy: heheheheeee! I like this house!! *relaxes on couch*
Seymour: It's an apartment, stupid, and it's mine, stupid, so DON'T TOUCH THE VARIOUS GAME CONSOLES OF THE READER'S CHOICE AND THE MANDATORY PS2!!
Sephy: Meanie!! *starts to cry*
*meanwhile, an orange tabby cat jumps on Sephy's lap and purrs happily*
Seymour: AAHHH!! IT'S THAT DAMNED CAT!!
Cat: Eh?? I'm not a cat, I'm.. *POOF!*
*Chibi-Auron stands there, with kitty ears and a tail. Very scary, is it not?*
Chibi-Auron: I'M CHIBI-AURON!! YIPPIE!! *starts jumping on the couch*
Sephy: Seymour.. I have a kid with kitty ears jumping on my lap..
Seymour: No shit, stupid! What are we gonna do about this stupid cat?? *shrugs and is about to play a game of the reader's choice, but the game never loads*
Seymour: HUH??
Chibi-Auron: SEYMOUR WAS MEAN!! Seymour and Sephy don't get to play any games until they help me with me adventure!! TEE-HEHEHEHEEE!!
Sephy: Adventure?? Ok, as long as there is no more damn flower girls.. I have allergies, you know.. *sniffle*
Seymour: NEVER!! DIIIEEE!! *charges toward Chibi-Auron, but gets pushed back with the Murasame*
Sephy: how come Auron doesn't have the Masamune?
Me: cuz you do..
Sephy: Why does he have the Murasame?
Me: cuz I never got the Masamune in my FFX game, I never needed it! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!! Oh, but I did have the Murasame!
Sephy: YAY! I KEEP MY SWORD!! *huggles the Masamune*
Masa: we feel loved!
Mune: Yes!
Doreen: MASA! MUNE! CLEAN THIS MESS YOU MADE IN THE KITCHEN!!
Masa: Crap..
Mune: you said it..
Sephy: ^_^
Seymour: Ok, OK, what are we supposed to do??
Chibi-Auron: Help me find the ULTRA RARE SUPER SHINY RAINBOW SHINY THING!
Kaz: NUH-UH!! THAT'S OUR STORY!!
Dante: YEAH!!
Seph: Yep!
Sephy: .... it's me! *points to Seph*
Seymour: what's the difference between Seph and Sephy?
Me: Sephy is older, and thus more stupider.
Sephy: what is stupid?
Chibi-Auron: I see. ANYWAY, fine, you have to help me SAVE the world so I can get all the glory!!
Seymour: We're villans, we're supposed to destroy the world!
Sephy: Yeah.. uh.. I think..
Chibi-Auron: YOU HELP ME SAVE THE WORLD AND HOG THE GLORY OR YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE READER'S FAVORITE GAME EVER AGAIN, WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE!!
*Chibi-Auron holds up the reader's favorite game, whatever it may be, and is ready to snap it in half if it is a CD or crush it if it is a cartridge*
Seymour: NOOOO!! SPARE THE READER'S FAVORITE GAME WHICH WILL BE MY FAVORITE GAME TOO!!
Chibi-Auron: Then you must help me!! *grins in his own lovable cute way*
Sephy: OK! We'll help!! But what is causing all this world crisis?
Seymour: wow, Sephy has a good vocabulary!
Sephy: what's a vo..ca..bu..larry...?
Seymour: never mind..
Chibi-Auron: THIS! *shows both a poster of Britney Spears going on a world tour, hosted by AOL*
Sephy: BRITNEY SPEARS AND AOL?? HOW EVIL CAN THAT BE??
Seymour: *whimpers and hides behind the couch*
Chibi-Auron: We gotta destroy AOL first, they are funding the event, then we kill BRITNEY SPEARS!!
Seymour: Ok.. *whimpers*
Sephy: YAY!! WE'RE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE!!
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This fic is dedicated to me kitty, Auron, which is why the Auron in this fic has kitty ears and a tail. And I don't mean to make Sephy sound like a complete idiot, but I like it!! Yeah, it sucks..
But you must save your favorite game from doom! So... along the way, their party slot will be filled up by some random guy. I *could* get some suggestions on who this mysterious fourth character can be.. *read: review*
MWAHAHAHAHAAAA!
-chibilinnet the insanely stupid one.