~Draco's worst nightmare

I don't own anyone you recognize from this story, but I can control Jami! (hehe)

Me: Well- on today's show we have a special guest Draco Malfoy!!

Crowd: *throws rotten vegetables*

Draco: Thanx

Me: they didn't tell me how cute you are *scoots closer and bats eyelashes *

Draco: do you have something in your eye?

Me: How sweet he cares about me- our first question is from Tachimono- she wants to know when you and the host (Jessi') wedding in going to be?

Draco: wtf?

Me- next Question is from clownxxslayer- after your marry to Jessi (the host of the show) will you want kids, and how many?

Draco- that's not a plausible question!!!

Me: know I want to know- WILL YOU KISS ME *lunges at Draco*

Draco: No Way!! * pushes Jessi off the stage*

Me: Pwease the crowd wants you to *Crawls up the wall and hangs from the ceiling like a bat *

In the crowd: a cardboard cutout of Bob Veela falls over

Draco the crowds not even real *kicks over a cut out of Harry Potter *

Backstage: *Jami screams and drops dead, her gost haunts Harry forever *

Draco: And HOW did up do that? *tries to climb up wall *

Me : *Jumps down and hugs him*

Draco *hugs back* I like hugs

Denis Rodmen: Awe. You gonna get married- borrow my dress girlfriend!

Me: How the hell did you get here

Denis: awe, I watch your show all the time

Me * starts having a girl talk with Denis

Draco: Marry- her- no way *runs*

Me *chase after him with meat clever* IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!

Jami's gost: *turns everyone into condiments*

DA 'ND???? A/N Yes Jami I found the meat clever (it was under my bed) lol