Twas a cold and stormy night, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring. Except Mark and his laptop. The orange and black hues of the PornHub homepage caused Mark's face to be illuminated. Then, suddenly, outside his window, a heavenly ray of light shown through it into his bedroom. He tilted his head in confusion. "What the fuck is this shit?" He asked himself, placing his laptop next to him on his bed. He then got to his feet, going to the window, opening it to see what the source of the light was. He then heard angelic singing. It was synchronized and at a perfect A flat. Mark squinted as a figure slowly started decending towards his room. And then it went faster. Next thing Mark knew, Jesus crashed through his window and onto him. "Sup, hoe," Jesus stated as he looked down at Mark. He then got to his feet, standing over Mark, giving the young man a STELLAR view of his heavenly nutz. Mark then realized what was on his computer. His parents had been right when they said Jesus is always watching, for the man before him said, "I know what you have been doing, Mark." Mark tried to cover this up, scrambling to his computer on the bed. "I-it was nothing Jesus!" Jesus shook his head in disappointment, "Did you really think that I would fall for that shit? I'm motherfucking Jesus, and I see all, young Mark." Mark hung his head in shame. "I'm sorry Jesus. Shall I appease thee by comitting sepukku?" Jesus grabbed Mark's hand. "No, Mark. For if you do one simple thing, you shall be free of weeaboo hell." Mark looked up into Jesus's eyes, hope shining in them. "Of course! I'll do anything, Jesus!" Jesus nodded his head. "Would you like to know what you have to do?" Mark murmured a quiet yes. Jesus took a small breath before he said, "Me." Mark was a bit stunned at first. /Jesus/ was asking /him/ to buttfuck him. After a few moments of silence, Mark looked back up at Jesus. "Will do, Jeezaroo." With a snap of Jesus's MAGIC FINGER, both Mark and Jesus were butt ass naked. Jesus then climbed onto the bed, spreading his heavenly ass cheeks for Mark. Mark placed his hands upon said heavenly ass cheeks. "Jesus, are you sure? Do you really want /my peasant dick/ ? You are too godly for me." Jesus shook his head, "No, Mark. /You/ are more godly than /me/." A single tear slid down Mark's cheek. He then shoved his MASSIVE DONG into Jesus's diddly hole. Mark thrusted so hard that Jesus was smashed through a wall. Mark came the minute his dick came in contact with Jesus's booty hole. Jesus came as he was falling towards the pavement. Jesus hit the pavement and died. Mark went to weeaboo hell. The end. c: