Jack Sparrow…. was horny!

He had just saw will turners teeny, weenie, winos and said "Lord, I'm horny!!!" As he uttered those words, he galloped over to the nearest hotel and got a room for one! The hotel receptionist asked if there would be anyone joining him, but he replied, "No, I'm just horny!!!" He got the key to his room and smacked his butt! God, he was horny!!

Disturbing Sex Scene

Jack flopped out onto the well-made bed and thrust his penis upward because he was horny. He grabbed his throbbing manhood and began pumping up and down!!!!! He started to imagine Will Turners nasty little butt…………. and cried out his name. Relieving all the hormones of the day!!!!

RECEPTIONIST P.O.V.

Poor horny man! She/he thought to him/herself. I'm getting sort of horny myself I'm going go rape him. He/She laughed evilly to her/himself and sprinted up the stars!

JACK'S P.O.V.

Jack heard a thumping at the door, so he decided to go see who it was. Perhaps it's dear William!!! As he opened the door he saw the same receptionist that helped him a while ago doing pelvic thrusts towards the door! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! He screamed as the she-male thrust towards him. Jack tried to run but the she-male groped him by the hips and said "I WANNA HAVE SEX… NO WAIT, KINKY BUM SEXXXXXXXXX!!!"

Jack let out a sigh of relief. "Good," he said to him/her, "I thought you wanted to do that nasty frontal stuff!!!"

"Bwahahahahahahahaha!" cried the she-male as she pulled down his/hers skirt. They began humping madly… washed in a wave of ecstasy…. then Jack jacked off and his scrotum lit on fire! Then the she-male jumped out the window

………………………………………. and died!

THE END