[Disclaimer: I do not own Space Dandy produced by BONES studio, or any of the ideas concepts and characters in this story. Im just a guy who wanted to write story, I don't own anything.

also!..

I do not in any way beleive that fan service is justafiable. The fact that animators think it is ok to dehumanize peoples minds with their sick interpretations of life is actually nausiating.. and really only serves to those who are to subconciously drowned to tell that what theyre watching is wrong.

I'll tell you right now that its wrong, "dont buy the fish Johanson its slippery cause its actually a snake"!.

... That said,.. inclusion of boobies, the space hooters is only included to keep the story to the story. Not saying Space dandy isnt evil, just writing. With boobies in the Anime, the entire galaxy is a lifeless space zombie..Those are my words.]

so without further to do or say,.. here it is!!!

Dundundun-dundundun-dundundun

dundundun-dundundunnnn

Dundundun-dundundun-dundundun-dundundun-dundunduunnn

Weeee -wooooo

Space Dandy!!! He's a dandy guy, in space! ;

~ He combs the galaxy like his pompadour on the hunt for aliens!

Planet after planet he searches, discovering bizarre new creatures both friendly and not!!!

These are the spectacular adventures of Space Dandy and his brave space crew...in space~~~~~

[It had been a straight month for the members of the aloha oy and as far as business, things were great! They had a straight month of catching all sorts of different aliens, earning half decent rewards, and paying the bills all the way into the next quarter. But as of lately, dandy had not been the same. It took awhile for QT and Meow to notice. QT noticed one day while he caught dandy in the restroom with the faucet on, staring dumbly down at the water going down the drain. Meow didn't until went to the closet to get his favorite Betelgeusian sweater knitted by his Grandmew, and found dandy instead, passed out with a bottle a sparrian ortangino. Some powerful drink, even by Betelgeusian standards.

Meow stared at dandy for a minute, and then took his sweater out, and closed the door going back to Galaxy raider 3 on his PFP .

[But things really sunk in when they went to boobies for the third time in a row, and all dandy could do was stare blankly in front of him. That is where we find our Hero's step in, to see what's really wrong, with their friend]

"Dandy,.. Dandy,... dandy…." QT kept. Poking dandy with one of his extendable vacuum arms. He poked hard enough to tilt slept ead, and then retracted. Meow watched as he devoured a bowl of mice and Algorian fish stew, garnished nicely with poogle peppers.

"Wooow". Meow said with a mouth full with a big piece of mouse.

"I looks like there really is something wrong with him, I thought maybe he was just sick or something but this is our third time here and he still hasn't cheered up."

"YeAeea"

QT continued Poking Dandy, who would move slightly and then resume position staring ahead like some dumb space zombie.

"The Dandy i know could be sick on his deathbed and hop right on out the moment he crossed into boobies!"

"Heeeeeey Dandyeeee!!"

Honey, Golden haired beauty that usually served Dandy and the gang, swung around with all of her sweet as can be charm. Giving Dandy one of her best looks put her hands on her knees and bent over to put her nose just inches from Dandy's.

Normally the act would have the same effect that you get from opening a very carbonated drink after shaking it very hard. This time there was nothing.

Instead he stared ahead, still a lifeless space zombie.

Pouting she made a blowfish face and stood up straight, hands on hips.

"Ok dandy,. That was your last chance. For the past month you've done nothing but ignore me. But i've had enough. Im done."

"No!!!" Meow and QT both exclaimed simultaneously.

Honey made an apologetic face.

"Sorry you guys, but i can't afford to serve a customer as depressing as Dandy. I'll have to get Oolagmoo to serve you from now on." She gestured to the fat green blob with six "boobies?" protruding from her chest"

Meow made a face like he had just swallowed something extremely nasty, QT was straight

X_X

They stared as she walked away, Meow starring a little longer than was necessary. "Well, there goes the best waitress in the galaxy. He threw a chopstick a Dandy, glaring.

The chopstick hit the side of his face and bounced off, landing in his untouched drink QT ordered for him.

"Good job loser, now we have giant jello cups to bring us are food" Meow clenched his fists with tears in his eyes, "She'll get ooze slime in my ramen". TT

QT watched Dandy as he sat staring ahead, and became seriously worried about Dandy's wellbeing.

"Meow, I don't think this is the time to worry about that. I think there's something really wrong with Dandy. We should take him to see a professional, before this gets any worse, or we might lose him completely."

meow threw his paws up in defeat

"we already have!"