What a Weiner
Disclaimer: Though I don't own anything in this story, I really wish I did. Hoo-boy.
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"OH I WISH I WERE AN OSCAR-MEYER WEINER!" came down the hall. Heads stuck out of doorways, wanting to know what the heck was going on and which person had the balls to sing this.
"THAT IS WHAT I TRULY WANT TO BE-E-E!"
People cautiously started to walk down the hall, all in their pajamas. It was 12:30 a.m. and someone was singing the Oscar Meyer weiner song in the Xavier mansion.
"'CAUSE IF I WERE AN OSCAR MEYER WEINER!"
The entire school, except Jean and Professor Xavier, who were still asleep and Logan, who was out for a little trip of his, walked down to the cafeteria, where Bobby was standing on the stage that announcements were made at, singing, with the lights blaring on him.
"THEN EVERYBODY'D BE IN LOVE WITH ME!" he finished, bowing and waiting for the clapping. Instead, Rogue approached the stage and climbed up in her nightgown.
"Bobby, what d'ya think you're doing?" she quietly asked.
"I don't know, I just had the urge to sing." he replied, shrugging his shoulders.
"At 12:30 a.m.?"
"So?"
"We were all trying to get some sleep."
"Oh."
"You want to be quiet now, sugar?" she asked.
"Umm... okay," he turned to the audience, and shouted,"I'm sorry for waking you all up! Sweet dreams!"
He smiled his biggest and most charming smile and waited for them all to leave, but they didn't budge.
Finally, Jubilee shouted,"We're not letting you off that easy Bobby Drake!"
She got up on the stage, her face oddly painted in zit cream like Braveheart's, and pounced on Bobby, pinning him down.
Someone in the audience shouted, "They can take our lives, but they can never take our sleep!" and the entire populace of Mutant High (besides Jean, Prof. X, and Logan) jumped Bobby.
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The next morning, after he woke up and waxed his head (tee-hee), the Professor made his way down to the cafeteria for his morning cup of coffee to find quite a surprise.
Hanging from the ceiling, suspended by a chain of weiners tied together, was Bobby Drake, the notorious joker and weirdo of the school.
He turned away and rolled... er... hovered his wheelchair back to his room. He intended to sleep in until noon today.
Disclaimer: Though I don't own anything in this story, I really wish I did. Hoo-boy.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"OH I WISH I WERE AN OSCAR-MEYER WEINER!" came down the hall. Heads stuck out of doorways, wanting to know what the heck was going on and which person had the balls to sing this.
"THAT IS WHAT I TRULY WANT TO BE-E-E!"
People cautiously started to walk down the hall, all in their pajamas. It was 12:30 a.m. and someone was singing the Oscar Meyer weiner song in the Xavier mansion.
"'CAUSE IF I WERE AN OSCAR MEYER WEINER!"
The entire school, except Jean and Professor Xavier, who were still asleep and Logan, who was out for a little trip of his, walked down to the cafeteria, where Bobby was standing on the stage that announcements were made at, singing, with the lights blaring on him.
"THEN EVERYBODY'D BE IN LOVE WITH ME!" he finished, bowing and waiting for the clapping. Instead, Rogue approached the stage and climbed up in her nightgown.
"Bobby, what d'ya think you're doing?" she quietly asked.
"I don't know, I just had the urge to sing." he replied, shrugging his shoulders.
"At 12:30 a.m.?"
"So?"
"We were all trying to get some sleep."
"Oh."
"You want to be quiet now, sugar?" she asked.
"Umm... okay," he turned to the audience, and shouted,"I'm sorry for waking you all up! Sweet dreams!"
He smiled his biggest and most charming smile and waited for them all to leave, but they didn't budge.
Finally, Jubilee shouted,"We're not letting you off that easy Bobby Drake!"
She got up on the stage, her face oddly painted in zit cream like Braveheart's, and pounced on Bobby, pinning him down.
Someone in the audience shouted, "They can take our lives, but they can never take our sleep!" and the entire populace of Mutant High (besides Jean, Prof. X, and Logan) jumped Bobby.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The next morning, after he woke up and waxed his head (tee-hee), the Professor made his way down to the cafeteria for his morning cup of coffee to find quite a surprise.
Hanging from the ceiling, suspended by a chain of weiners tied together, was Bobby Drake, the notorious joker and weirdo of the school.
He turned away and rolled... er... hovered his wheelchair back to his room. He intended to sleep in until noon today.