You woke up to a loud crash at 3:00. Confused, you grabbed a bat and tiptoed into the kitchen. There is a short man with hair buzzed on the sides. You grabbed him and was about to smash his face in, but he looked so pathetic you couldn't. "What are you doing here?" You want answers, and you want them now. "Uhmm, oh god, I need cash god!" he squeals. "And why do you need mine?" "OK so uhh, so my family is poor, and uhhm, well my brother needs medicine and...yeah." You let go of him. " Well shit man. I ain't going to give you my money but I can give you my love, bro." "What the hell?!" he backs away and stares at you in shock. "Well bro you are all up and cute and all." you reply , grinning. "We don't even know each other!" He yells. "Well then meet me at Starbucks around 12:00 tomorrow. Then we can get to know each other." "Uhhmm... Okay then." He says as he runs out of the house. As you walk to your bed you run all the events that happened in your head over and over again. Why the hell did you say that stuff? Well let's just see what happens tomorrow.