Minato enters the dorm
Pharos : Hello, you will sign this paper and never question me
Minato : ...
Yukari : Who's there?
Minato : ...
Yukari : I will now try to kill you
Mitsuru : *comes down stairs* Takeba, he looks nothing like a shadow. How dumb are you?
Yukari : You will not question anything. Including the fact that the canon supports me be the canon love interest
Mitsuru : Pf, he clearly went for a harem
Minato : ...
Fast forward to the roof
Yukari : I will now have trouble summoning my persona that will never affect the plot or happen again. Effectively making this part of my character pointless
Minato : ...
Yukari is hit by the shadow and her Evoker lands in front of Minato
Pharos : ... Just shoot yourself
Minato summon Orpheus
Orpheus : I am one of the coolest looking yet most useless personas!
Thanatos burst out of Orpheus
Thanatos : You will never question why i suddenly came nor will i ever be mentioned again
Minato : ...
Thanatos kills shadow and Minato passes out
Yukari : No!
Mitsuru and Akihiko appear
Mitsuru : We haven't had a chance to social link yet!
Minato is in the Velvet Room
Elizabeth : I am now part of your harem. In fact, the canon supports you being in love with 3 characters including myself, you naughty boy
Minato : *looks at igor* ...
Igor : SOCIAL LINKS!!!!
Minato wakes up in the hospital
Yukari : I lost my father too, so we are automatically relatable.
Minato : ...
Yukari : SO COOL!
Fast forward to meeting Ikutsuki and SEES
Ikutsuki : I am clearly untrustworthy, but you'll never question it
Minato : ...
Ikutsuki : oh and you're now part of our team no matter what you say and despite having no reason to join
Minato : ...
Fast forward to Tartarus
Akihiko : *Points at Minato* You've said nothing and passed out after battle. You're the leader
Minato : ...
Junpei : I now have jealousy that will in no way affect the plot what-so-ever
Fast forward to the monorail
Junpei : I will now charge off and never receive any punishment!
Minato : ...
Junpei : Why am I jealous of a guy who doesn't talk again?
Fast forward to saving Fuuka
Fuuka : I am now part of your harem
Minato : ...
Junpei : dammit
Akihiko : What does everyone see in him?
Fast forward to maxing Fuuka's link
Fuuka : Ha ha, first!
Minato : ...
Yukari and Mitsuru : *groan*
Fast forward to the July operation
Yukari : TSUNDERE TIME!
Minato : *is slapped in the face*
Fast forward to Yukari's breakdown
Yukari : I have now canonically developed romantic feelings for you and am officially part of the harem
Minato : ...
Elsewhere
Mitsuru : *cries*
Fast forward to meeting Aigis
Aigis : Please add me to your harem!
Junpei : HOW?!
Akihiko : WHY?!
Minato : ...
Fast forward to Koromaru joining
Koromaru : *barks*
Aigis : He said "I am a dog. YOU WILL LOVE ME!"
Minato : ...
Fast forward to Ken joining
Ken : You are completely okay with me joining and I will do nothing else but indirectly get a far more interesting character killed
Minato : ...
Fast forward to Shinjiro joining
Shinjiro : I am by far the most interesting character but can only be saved if you're a chick
Minato : ...
Shinjiro dies
Ken : NO! My character only exist to make your character more interesting!
Minato : ...
Mitsuru : This will NOT traumatize anyone for some reason that you'll never question
Ikutsuki's betrayal
Ikutsuki : Shoulda seen it coming
Minato : ...
Kyoto
Ryoji : we will now cause you to get executed
Junpei : Despite the fact that neither you nor Akihiko have shown any signs of being a pervert
Girls : WE LOVE YOU MINATO-SAMA
Mitsuru : I'M OFFICIALLY PART OF THE HAREM!
Minato : ...
Ryoji tells everyone he's death
Ryoji : I killed your family which you will never acknowledge nor care about
Minato : ...
Ryuji : Oh, and I'm giving you an ultimatum with a clear good and bad ending.
Aigis returns
Aigis : I'm officially part of the harem and the 3rd most likely canon love interest
Minato : ...
Fusing Messiah
Messiah : I am your ultimate persona !
Orpheus Telos : No, I am!
Both : Which is it?!
Minato : ...
Everyone confronts Nyx
Death : I will now tear you a new one over and over.
Minato : ...
Death : The Arcana is the means...
Minato vs Nyx
Girls : WE LOVE YOU MINATO-SAMA!
Guys : Please make it end
Minato : ...
Minato dying
Aigis : I will now be with you while you die whether you like it or not unless you play P3P
Minato : ... I have said nothing, but you will worship me and kill eachother over a dead guy *dies*
Everyone : WAAH!
Grimreaperjr1232 : Have a wonderful April Fools day everyone!