Raito Bot
Disclaimer: I do not own the Raito Bot (and I would never want to). Also, the links are made up. There is no actual site for the Matt Bot or L Bot – tear -
Welcome to the Raito Bot homepage! You are probably here because you have seen the million commercials, or you are on the wrong site. If it is the later, you may use this link to reach the more popular Matt Bot.
Now, if you are still here, then you must be one of the three people that want the Raito Bot!
On the Raito Bot, there are two settings: With Memories, or Without Memories. The way you change it is by changing the size of the eyes. With Memories, the eyes are small slits. Without Memories, the eyes are as large as a cute puppy.
If the Raito Bot finds out your true name, we suggest changing the setting to Without Memories, or else the Raito Bot may kill you on account of the Mass Murderer flaw.
To make the time with your Raito Bot more fun, you can bye attachments. One attachment is a long hand cuff. To get an L Bot to go with the hand cuffs, follow this link.
Warning: The Raito Bot has been shown to have a narcissistic personality and unexplainable rants. Also, if you do not want the Raito Bot to kill you, give him the nickname of God.
If you wish to purchase the Raito Bot, but are afraid we will run out, do not fear! On account of our only selling two so far, we have many to go! So, you can even get one for any of your friends, or perhaps someone that you do not want to be your friend, because after getting a Raito Bot, they will most likely not want to talk to you!
The Raito Bot is available in any store that will take them.