Author's note/ I really hate My Immortal. It is really overrated and I just do not like it. It makes things worse that I share the same name as the main character in this story which really annoys me.

Immortal Embarrassment

Ebony Way was some stupid Goth girl who wander around Hogwarts despite being told she had to leave. He black gothic clothes were so tacky that they looked like black rags instead of cloths. She also wore metal piercing but they just looked like prisoner's chains.

All the students are Hogwarts just laughed at her but because she was so thick she did not notice it at all. To make matters even worse that she liked to flirt with all the boys around the school even though they showed no interest in her at all.

"Hello Draco," she said while she walked up to Draco like slut.

He ignored her which really annoy her so she cough.

"HELLO DRACO!" she yelled.

"Wooers!" jumped Draco. "Why did you do that for?"

"Want to go out on a date?"

"No way," said Draco.

"Cool," she ignored everything he said. "We will meet at ten."

She excitedly went to her room which was not her room since she was only squatting there. She got changed into more clothes, this time skimpier and much sluttier. She looked even more embarrassing then previously. She looked in the mirror without realizing she was practically naked besides wearing rags of black leather filth.

She stole some old car from a garage and then drove to Draco's house. His father did not look please since he was not keen on muggle stuff. Draco shake his head.

"I will go with her for laughs," I said.

So he went into the car and there was Ebony Way eating grass. She looked really gross. Draco wondered what the she was on. She was also drinking from a plot plaint.

"Are you some inbred?" asked Draco.

"What is an inbred?" replied Ebony Way.

"Thought so," said Draco.

"That makes sense," said Ebony Way without realizing what had happened.

They got to the concert and some really noisy band was playing. Draco was getting bored but Ebony Way was getting really excited. She got so excited that she kissed him but he slapped her. She got really excited and kiss him again. This time he did not slap her.

"So you are not into that type stuff," she said.

"You are retard," Draco said and he left.

Author's note/ Please review this if you hate My Immortal. I might write another chapter if this is popular enough. Thank you to You Suck 1 for giving me the inspiration to write this.