The Little Japanese Guitarist:
There once was a young girl who only wanted the best and most from life. When she was only ten, she arrived in a large DedEx shipping crate from Japan and popped out saying her name, playing a solo for the three men who would become her father's/best friends/bandmates, and doing a super high/super awesome karate jump/kick. She spent a portion of her childhood in Japan as a subject of a classified Japanese super soldier project under the management of the Japanese scientist, Mr. Kyuzo. The guitarist, along with the 22 other children were trained with the sole purpose of fighting as soldiers of the Japanese military and government. After the children were deemed too dangerous and unstable for combat, the project was scrapped. Mr. Kyuzo was then ordered to dispose of all possible traces of the failed experiment, as well as its participants. After killing the other 22 children, Kyuzo was reluctant in killing the little Japanese girl. Rather than killing her, Kyuzo placed her in a state of amnesia through use of verbal commands. The phrase used to place her in her state of amnesia was known as, Ocean Bacon. After temporarily clearing her memory of the project, Kyuzo smuggled the little Japanese girl to the United Kingdom in a DedEx crate and falsely reported her death (along with the other 22 children) to his superiors. She arrived at the doorstep of Kong Studios in 2000. Once the crate was taken inside, the little Japanese girl sprung out of the box and performed a guitar solo (which her bandmate described as "200 demons screaming in Arabic. Brilliant!"). She ended her solo with a 20ft hi-karate kick before bowing and saying a word which resulted with her earning that as a name (her only currently known name), and replacing Paula Cracker as the band's lead guitarist.