I have this thing for torturing Kiku...I don't even-
Kiku ran a hand through his dark locks. The UN meeting had had to be put on hold while France and England released their 'sexual tension'. Now normally, Kiku would've jumped at the chance to film a new movie and create a doujin, but he felt sort of tired and decided to wander around for a bit. America had run off to the nearest fast food joint and Russia and China had disappeared off once America announced the break. Kiku couldn't help but feel as if he was missing someone...it was probably his imagination.
As Kiku passed by a door, he heard a angry whisper.
"Aiyah~! I told you to be gentle, Ivan, aru~!"
"Izvinite*, sunflower~!"
Japan stopped in his tracks.
What were they doing.
"Gah! That hurts, aru~! Take it out, take it out!"
"I can't!"
"What do you mean, you can't?! It's yours, aru~!"
Kiku's fingers twitched and he pushed a fold in his jacket, causing a button to turn over, revealing a small hidden camera. The Japanese man pressed his ear against the door.
"Take it out, Ivan, aru~!"
"It won't come out!"
"Can you slide it out?!"
"Nyet. It won't budge."
"I knew this was a bad idea, I told you we were going to get in trouble, aru~! But who didn't listen to me, aru~?!"
"...me."
"Exactly, aru~!"
Japan's face flamed and his finger twitched once more. "..." He took out his phone and shot off a quick text to Elizabeta.
"Here, let me try to pull it out!"
"No, Ivan, aru~, your fingers are too big!"
"...that hurts, Yao."
"AIYAH! Gently!"
"Sorry, sorry!"
"Ow! Too hard-"
"Yao, stop moving-!"
Kiku burst into the room, eyes wide and face flushed. The two Easterners looked up from what they were doing, and turned to see the Japanese man. Once Kiku could face both of them clearly, he saw what the fuss was about.
There was a Chinese finger trap on Yao's fingers.
Kiku promptly facepalmed.
Izvinite- Sorry {Russian}
OKay. Bad ending. Me no rikey.
Pff-haha!