First off, this is an AU of an AU! It's the ultimate AU! So I don't plan on them being COMPLETELY in Character for both anime and other story. The story being Growing up Together. This is based on Friends, but it won't be completely about friends. We got this idea by watching a Friends Marathon, when Chanler was looking for a roommate and the annoying guy who keeps saying "I could be" then adds what he could be. So this was born.

I want to add that the reason this is rated M is for the dirty talk between the characters… there might be lime scenes as well might be some lemon! So beware if you don't like it. Don't read.

Characters:

Ross: Reborn

Rachel: Luce

Monica: Lal

Chanler: Colonnello

Joey: Lussuria

Phoebe: Viper

Mike: Bel

Ugly naked guy: Levi

Richard: Verde

Emily: Bianchi

Gunther: Ape

Frank: Skull

Alice: Amaya (OC)

Creepy neighbor: Dr. Shamal.

Everyone else is themselves until we figure out more characters.

Disclaimer: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn

They were sitting in a coffee house. It was Reborn, Lal, Colonnello, Lussuria, Luce, and Viper. Talking about dates, and relationships, you see they were commenting on how Luce and Reborn had been together for so many years now, and yet still haven't gotten married. The two had broken up and gotten back together so many times.

There was also the time Reborn had actually gotten married to a girl named Bianchi, but he had said Luce's name instead. Needless to say the marriage had ended not long after it started. "I say you two should just say fuck it and get married. After all, you are going to be having a baby together." Lussuria commented pointing to Luce's round stomach. She giggled and looked at her stomach.

She was about five months so far, but she felt like she was nine months. She didn't like it very much, but she would suck it up.

"We aren't going to get married over having a baby." Reborn replied sipping his espresso and putting his feet on the coffee table.

Ape walked by and glared at Reborn, "Feet off the table." Reborn took his feet off the table and watched as Ape walked away serving coffee to random people.

"Ooo Reborn got scolded by the bee guy." Viper teased with a giggle as she leaned back in her seat.

"Oh well." He chuckled looking at the indigo haired girl. Viper shrugged as she pulled her cup of coffee to her lips and took a nice long sip, enjoying the taste.

"So, Viper, have any new boyfriends we should know about?" Lussuria asked looking at his friend. Viper shrugged.

"This guy named Fabio." Viper replied. Lal, Luce, and Lussuria all leaned closer.

"Is he cute?"

"Yeah, he's really cute; I might bring him over to meet you guys."

"You so should, Kora." Colonnello replied in a mock Lussuria voice. "Okay, I need to stop spending time with Lussuria." He quickly added. They nodded.

"Oh, look at the time;

I have to go meet Verde for lunch." Lal said as she stood, "dinner at Luce's?" They all nodded, Lal waved goodbye as she left.

"And then it was five." Viper replied looking at everyone with a daring look, her violet eyes held a look that said she had an evil plan. They all leaned towards her.

"What's your evil plan?" Reborn asked staring at her.

"My evil plan is…"

"Is?"

"My evil plan is that… I don't have one." She laughed as they all fell over.

"Damn it midget!" They all shouted.

Viper looked like she was having fun, that is until the door opened and two people walked in. "Oh why hello there Skull, what are you doing here?" Viper asked her younger half-brother who walked into the shop with his new wife Amaya.

"Hey Viper, I want to ask you a question."

"Um, what is this question, remember, if I don't like, I take all your money." She replied setting her cup down and looking at him, with a tense look.

"Um, well you see…we..." Skull stuttered as he looked at his sister. He always feared her.

"We want to have baby." Amaya said with a smile on her face.

"Well congratulations on that." Viper replied looking at them, a smile on her face, "now what is it you wanted to ask me?"

"We want you to have our baby." Amaya replied with no fear what-so-ever.

Viper kept her smile as she stared at her brother and sister in law. Before she laughed, she almost fell over if it wasn't for the arm of the chair she was sitting in.

"Maid says wha?" Reborn asked. Viper was the only one who thought this was funny, while the others were staring in awe.

"Well you see, we can't have a kid of our own, and well, we want Viper to be the one to do it, we trust her the most." Skull replied.

"Wait… your being serious…" Viper paled slightly as she looked the two.

"Please Viper." Skull asked with wide eyes.

Viper thought it over and nodded, "Sure why not?" They all turned to look at Viper as if she had lost her mind…which she did. "What it's something new, and watch, I bet it will freak people out like there's no tomorrow."

"Viper, this is serious, I mean just look at me, I'm only five months and I want this thing out of me." Luce frowned, "My ankles are swollen, and I can't put on my own shoes or paint my toe nails."

"I don't paint my toe nails, and that's what slippers are for." Viper replied with a smile on her face, "Wait, I don't have to have sex with my brother? I don't that."

"No, no there's this thing that the doctors do where they insert my…"

"I don't want to hear it." Luce cut him off. "I'm completely against this, but Viper, if you want to have your brother's child… go ahead."

"Viper, what will Fabio do? I mean once you start showing don't you think he will freak out and make a run for it?" Lussuria asked. Viper shrugged.

"Eh, when that time comes, that time comes." Viper grinned not really caring. "You know me, I live for the moment, and save money in case we go back to no longer using credit cards."

"That day will never come Viper." Reborn told her.

Skull and Amaya tackled Viper with a hug and kissed her cheeks. "Thank you Viper, we will talk more about it later~" They both sung as they left.

Viper grinned as she turned to face them, "Well it seems I'm going to be having a baby, now Luce won't be the only pregnant person here. Oh look at that, Lal's not here to see the fun we are having."

"Viper, you are one twisted person Kora."

Viper nodded and stood, "I'm off to see Fabio, don't wait up." she waved as she left to wherever it is Viper's go.

"I love that girl, but she's so weird!" Lussuria replied. They shrugged and went back to talking about stuff.

That night they all met up at Luce's and Reborn's apartment and had dinner, Viper brought Fabio, while Lal had Verde. "Oh Lal, Viper has this amazing story to tell you." Reborn said as he took a bite of his pasta.

"What's that?" Lal asked looking at the youngest member of their group.

"Oh, I actually agreed to have my brother's child." Viper replied. Fabio turned to look at Viper, he was confused.

"When did this happen?" He asked with narrowed eyes.

"What? It's not like I'm going to be having sex with my brother, we talked it over, and they will take his." Her mouth was covered by Luce's hands, not wanting to hear it.

"Viper, I think we need to talk." Fabio said, Viper glanced at him, she knew what he wanted to talk about, and frankly, she had seen it coming for a while now, hence a reason she never brought him to meet her friends.

"All right," She replied, "excuse us." She winked at her friends as they two went outside.

"Wow how long did those two last?"

"From what we gathered during the day, they have been dating for maybe two weeks." Lussuria replied as they walked to the door and pressed their ears to it. Just to listen to see what was going on.

"Viper, I like you, a lot I really do, but I don't know if I would want to date someone who is having their own brother's child!"

"If you liked me, then that little thing wouldn't matter, besides, I told you when we started dating that I'm not a normal person, I do weird things and hang with weird people; you met my friends for crying out loud."

"Yes, they are weird…"

"If you can't handle them, then you can leave after dinner." She relied. She sounded like she didn't care one bit.

Fabio shook his head, as he leaned down and kissed Viper one last time, "Ciao Bella." He replied, he turned and left. Viper watched for a while and leaned on the door. Lifting her hand she made a fist and banged it against the door, causing everyone to jump.

Opening the door she walked into the room and threw the food Fabio had away. "Oh sweetie, come here." Luce cooed walking to Viper, thinking the girl was upset. Instead she actually didn't feel sad about the break up one bit.

Viper ignored the older women as she sat down and took a sip of wine. "I could care less," she replied with a grin. "Besides, I saw it coming; he wasn't really that fun anyways."

"Well, if you ever want to talk about it, I'm here. Oh! I know this cute guy who would be perfect for you!" Luce giggled. Viper shook her head.

"No, no, I don't think I want to date anyone right now. I'm going to be pregnant for nine months."

"Sweetie, what if it doesn't work?" Lal finally asked.

"There's a slim chance it will work, and do you know how much money it will cost?" Verde asked looking at the midget, Viper shrugged.

"I'm fully aware of the chance and the cost, and I don't care. I mean, I'm not paying for it, and if it fails, then it fails, if not well then hello swollen ankles, weird mood swings, and all of those nasty cravings that Luce has had."

"Well, then, a toast to Viper. For being such a brave soul and having her brother's children!" They held their wine glassed up and said cheers as they took a drink.

Hahah fear my crack pairings of the story! So I'm really in a crack pairing mood. So please do give me ideas for some serious crack pairings ideas! No Yaoi unless it involves Lussuria, Squalo or Xanxus!

So please tell me how I did! The rating might change if It doesn't get to any Lemons or Limes.

R&R please!