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Chapter 1: Stage 1- The Assignment
It was a sunny day in William McKinley High School. William McKinley High School was located in Lima. Lima was located in Ohio. Ohio was located in the USA. The USA was located in Planet Earth. Planet Earth was located in the universe.
New Directions had lost Nationals, the most important time in their life. And the only two people to blame for that were Finn Hudson and Rachel Berry. But that's not the main thing right now. What is important is that they had just returned from summer break, which was less important, but still important.
So much had happened last year in the glee club; Santana Lopez tried to deal with her lesbianism, Finn and Rachel broke up, Sam Evans and his family got the boot and had to live in a crappy motel, Kurt Hummel got pushed and shoved around by Dave Karofsky and Will Schuester, their choir director, had to deal with the rumour that he was leaving the glee club for the big shot, Broadway.
Will called in the club for a meeting.
"Guess what guys? You will get the assignment of all assignments!" He told them.
"We're singing lameass original songs again" Santana guessed.
"No. I'm picking two students to captain their own team, one being the red team and the other being blue"
"We have to go face to face with each other?" Quinn Fabray asked
"Yup"
"Isn't that a little over the top?" asked Sam
"No. It will give us a sense of competition"
After the many complaints and worries, Will decided the captains.
"Sam, you will captain the blue team. Santana, you will captain the red team. But first, we need recruits"
They eventually did. They found one green skinned girl, Priya Luckless. She was half alien. She was Puck's enemy in middle school. She pushed him in a lake and tried to kill him with a gun when she was fourteen, but she got busted and put into to juvie for that. Her brother, Rio also joined. Will said they can join, because he apparently knew they had talent, but he had never heard them. I guess that's the mystery with Schue. He just randomly lets anybody in, without hearing them sing. But they did some dancing in the courtyard, so he probably let them in because of their dancing skills.
"There is no way Priya is joining! She tried to kill me!" Puck protested
"Puck, we are doing that team assignment. You don't have to be on her team" Will told him
"She can stay, but Rio can go screw himself. He called me Finessa because of the fact I was a bit girly in middle school!" Finn also protested.
"This assignment is weird" Quinn told Will.
Will started putting them in their teams.
"Priya, Quinn, Brittany, Mike, Tina, Rio, you go in the red team. The rest of you will be in the blue team"
They quit arguing and did what they were told.
"It's gonna be World War III" Santana said and shook her head at the same time.
World War III? Oh boy...
A/N: This was my idea for the Season 3 opening. I'm stupid enough to believe in aliens so bare with me. It may sound stupid but I have a crazy mind... I may hate Samtana but I think they suit each other as enemies.