Palutena's Pooting Prowess

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Lady Palutena farts up a storm at the Smash Mansion, and she wants to show off her godly flatulence by getting everyone with her funky booty. And poor Pit has to try his best to stop her, but he won't, because Lady Palutena farting is something that you just can't stop. And when the Smashers see Lady Palutena fart, they can't help but feel parted. Why? Cause Lady Palutena farted.

1. Chapter 1

Another day came and went as night was present at the Super Smash Brothers Mansion, with it being at the Skyworld as Lady Palutena farted loudly, sitting on her green couch in her room as she sighed of relief, enjoying herself as she laughed.

"Man, I think I might officially be the gassiest Smasher in the entire mansion!" Palutena laughed as she was proud. "It took me a while, but I've topped Peach and Wario! Now I just have to see if I could do my next devious deed..."

"Next devious deed?" Pit remarked as he walked into the room, placing his hands on his hips as he glared at Palutena. "Just what are you up to, Lady Palutena?"

Suspiciously, the Bulk and Skull theme began playing in the background as Palutena turned her head to Pit, smirking as she placed her right hand on her face.

"Oh, I was just... well, thinking of doing a little... something." Palutena remarked as she smiled, shrugging as she tilted her head to Pit. "Something for the entire mansion. A little... well..."

"What?" Pit remarked as he then could see the smirk on Palutena's face, shaking his head in dismay as he pinched his temple with his left hand. "No... you wouldn't..."

"Oh, I would." Palutena stated as she stood up, placing her hands on Pit's shoulders. "I want to be able to give everyone something while not delivering it to them through fighting. It's a little extra gift, and it's not even Christmas!"

"Well I don't want you to do it." Pit remarked as he glared at Palutena, pointing at her. "Because you told me that farts are gross and dangerous!"

"Yes, they are." Palutena remarked with a shrug as she smirked. "But it's all right when I do it!"

Feeling a rumble in her stomach, Palutena patted Pit on the head as she left her room, wondering who her first victim would be, with Pit gawking as he ran after her, only for Palutena to use her goddess powers to send Pit flying out of the mansion, causing him to fall off Skyworld as he screamed.

"Now... who to do it to..." Palutena thought as she placed her hands on her hips, shaking her head. 'It will take a good thought on who my first farting victim would be..."

Palutena released a thunderous, brassy fart, causing the green haired goddess to glare at her big butt as she felt disappointed.

"Hey! I didn't give you permission to speak!" Palutena snapped at her butt, who released more deep pitched farts in response as she sighed, shaking her head and rolling her eyes as a result.