Spoons: Welcome to another holiday special!
Kaiba: -_-;
Spoons: I DID put effort into this one!! I actually had time to write, so enjoy!
Malik: Sppons does not own Yugioh, nor it's characters and never will.
Spoons: T_T I hate you.
Malik: But she does own this plotline.
Spoons: Yes I do. Now then, it's a G-rated story, no yaoi or couples, just a little holiday fun!
Bakura: Please R and R Spoons's story. If you don't, she'll never put thought into a holiday fic ever again. -_-;
Spoons: Forgive me if I misspell tons. My new word program can't spellcheck.
Rating= G
~*~*~*~*~*~ = scene/time change
~~blah~~ = yami to hikari
~blah~ = hikari to yami
A/N: (blah) = authour's note
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~~~Yami's First Christmas
"Yami! We're going to the store for a few hours!"
"Alright!"
Yugi and his Grandfather walked out the door, slaming it shut. It was winter in Domino city! Several feet of snow
covered the ground, while even more drifted lazily down from the clouds. Hordes of adults and children alike were romping
around in the white powder. Yami, being one who did not enjoy the cold as much as the others, refused to go outside and
had not left the house in days. At the moment, he was relaxing on the couch, reading a book. It was the first day of
December, and all of Yugi's friends were rambling about "Christmas". All Yami had been able to get out of Joey after
he'd begun to laugh histerically at him for not knowing what this "Christmas" was, was that it was when people gave you
stuff.
Yami yawned and put his book down, glancing at the table next to him. On it was a slip of paper covered with wirting.
"The shopping list!" Yes, it was indeed the shopping list that Yugi and Grandfather needed to go shopping. He grabbed it
and rushed to the door, pausing as he put his hand on the knob. Outside it was cold, but Yugi needed that list. He
opened the door and stepped out into the snow as something whacked him hard on the face. He slipped on the ice and tumbled
into the snowbank by the steps.
"Ha hah! I was wondering when you'd come out!" Bakura yelled as he went to stand over the fallen Yami. "Now the only person
I have left to hit with a snowball is Malik. That shouldn't be too hard. What's this?" He bent down and picked up the
shopping list, wiping off the snow. "Eggs, milk, salt, sugar, flour, egg nog, sweet bread, ice cream, and gingersnap
cookies. What the hell is this, pharaoh?"
"A shopping list. Give it back." Yami grumbled as he stood up, caked with snow. The tomb robber was decked out in a heavy
leather jacket, white and red wool mittens, a matching scarf, and a white hat complete with a multicolored pom-pom, courtesy
of Ryou. Bakura smirked and shoved the crumpled list in his pocket.
"You're going shopping?"
"No, I'm not going shopping! Give me back that list!"
Bakura smiled and turned away, walking towards the street. Yami seethed and ran after him, tripping in the snow several
times.
"Bakura, I need to get that list to Yugi! Give it back!"
"Hmmm hmm hmmmm...I can't heeeear youuuu..."
"Bakura!!"
Yugi's house was in a secluded corner at the edge of town, so not many other houses were nearby. As they turned down another
street, Yami stopped walking as he noticed the houses were covered in multicolored lights and decorations.
"...Woah. Lights."
Bakura rolled his eyes and kept walking, turning off the street into an alley. Yami gawked for a few more minuets before
he noticed that something was missing.
"Bakura...?" The tomb robber was nowhere in sight. Yami ran down the street to the corner but still didn't see him. Just then
another hard, wet thing smacked him in the face, causing him to fall over into yet another snowbank.
"Ya hah hah! Gotcha!" Malik chirped. He scooped up another snowball and lobbed it, hitting the pharaoh in the back.
"I've gotten everyone but Bakura! We're having a contest. Looser buys the winner a hot chocolate." Yami sat up and glared.
"Have you seen Bakura? He has something I need."
Malik shook his head and bent down to make more snowballs. "I saw Ryou, though. He was heading down to the burger place by
Domino High. Hee hee. He dodges almost worse than you do."
Yami shook his head and stumbled back onto the street, folding his arms across his chest in a vain attempt to warm up. The
sun was setting and the temperature was soon to drop even lower the longer he waited. After walking up and down the street
some more, he turned left and went past some small shops. A little boy ran out of one, carrying a small pine tree.
"Lookit my Cwistmas twee!"
"Uh..." Yami blinked and kept walking. The little boy followed him, brushing the tree's needles against the
pharaoh's legs.
"I'm gonna decowate it! Do you have a twee?"
"Noo...why do you need a tree?"
"'Cause Santa's gonna come to your howse tonight."
"Who?"
"Santa! He comes down the chimney!"
"Who is Santa?"
"He's a guy with a big belly and a sleigh!"
"Why would he come to my house?"
"'Cause it's Cwistmas!" The boy grinned and ran back into the shop, whacking several people with the "twee" in the process.
After a few more minuets, Yami saw Bakura stroll out from behing a building. He dashed towards him, yelling.
"Give me back my shopping list!"
"Yaaaa!!" Ryou, having just been mistaken for his yami, screamed and slipped on the ice, knocking Yami over.
"Ow...sorry Ryou. I thought you were Bakura."
"That's okay. It happens a lot." Ryou stood and helped Yami up, brushing off the snow. "Did he steal something again?"
"Just my hikari's shopping list. I need to find Bakura. Do you have any idea where he is?"
"I'll check. Hold on."
~Bakura?~
~~Mm? Ryou?~~
~Did you steal Yami's shopping list?~
~~Uh...maybe.~~
~Bakura!~
~~What!?~~
~He really needs it! And you're not supposed to steal anymore!~
~~Tch.~~
~Bakura!~
~~...~~
~Hey!~
~~......~~
"No good. I'm sorry."
"That's alright. I'll find him." Yami grumbled. "He can't have gotten very far."
The pharaoh turned back and walked up the street towards the Turtle Game Shop. Suddenly a snowbal flew past his face,
followed by another one. Marik stumbled out onto the street, covering his head with the Millennium Rod.
"Lookout, pharaoh. The tomb robber and my hikari are going at it."
"Bakura?! Where?!"
"I think they ran behind the house."
Yami trudged through the snow and peeked around the corner.
*WHAP*
"Aww. I thought you were Bakura." Malik looked around cautiously and went over to where Yami was now wiping
snow out of his eyes. "Do you know where he is?"
"No, I don't! And stop hitting me with snowballs!"
*WHUMP*
"I missed." Bakura sat up at his spot on the roof and waved, vaulting over the opposite side. Yami, now submerged
in a deep pile of snow, sputtered and growled, whipping out the Puzzle.
"I'll send him to the shadow realm."
"Actually, I thought that was pretty funny." Malik grinned and scooped up another snowball, running around the other side
of the house. Yami followed. Malik screamed as an iceball nailed him in the stomache.
"Gotcha!" Bakura yelled. He came out from behind a nearby bush and smirked. "You loose."
"I do...not!" Malik gasped. "You're only...supposed to...use SNOWBALLS! Not iceballs! Ow. Oww."
"That was never a rule. You...AAIGH!"
*FWOOSH*
Bakura screamed and dove back behind the bush as Yami fired a purple bolt at him from the Puzzle.
"Give me the shopping list!"
"Alright! Fine! You can have it!" The tomb robber reached into his pocket and dropped the list in the snow, but not before
ripping it up into little pieces. "There! Take your stupid list!"
*FWOOSH*
"AAAAH! I gave it back, didn't I?! Stop! Stupid pharaoh!" Bakura unzipped his jacket and pulled out the Ring.
*FWOOSH*
*FWOOSH*
*FWOOSH*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Yugi and Grandfather opened the door and walked inside, dropping the plastic shopping bags on the ground.
"We're back, Yami!"
"Hey, Yugi. I'm sorry I couldn't get your shopping list to you."
"Huh? What are you talking about?"
"...didn't you forget your shopping list?"
"No, We didn't."
"Then what was that list on the table?!"
"That was last week's shopping list."
"......Oh."
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Spoons: That was better than all the others, right?
Ryou: I thought it was good.
Kaiba: You call that a story with thought? Take my advice, Spoons. Never, ever write a holliday fic ever again.
Spoons: T_T
Yugi: No, no! It was...better! Much better!!
Joey: Yeah! I liked it! Really!
Marik: I thought it was better, too.
Spoons: *sniff*...really?
Kaiba: It was horri-
Yami: It's Christmas, Kaiba. Can't you be nice for one day?
Kaiba:...oh...fine. It was...better.
Spoons: Really!? Oh yay!!
Kaiba: -_-;
Spoons: *whistling happily*
Ryou: Merry Christmas, everyone!
Kaiba: -_-;
Spoons: I DID put effort into this one!! I actually had time to write, so enjoy!
Malik: Sppons does not own Yugioh, nor it's characters and never will.
Spoons: T_T I hate you.
Malik: But she does own this plotline.
Spoons: Yes I do. Now then, it's a G-rated story, no yaoi or couples, just a little holiday fun!
Bakura: Please R and R Spoons's story. If you don't, she'll never put thought into a holiday fic ever again. -_-;
Spoons: Forgive me if I misspell tons. My new word program can't spellcheck.
Rating= G
~*~*~*~*~*~ = scene/time change
~~blah~~ = yami to hikari
~blah~ = hikari to yami
A/N: (blah) = authour's note
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~~~Yami's First Christmas
"Yami! We're going to the store for a few hours!"
"Alright!"
Yugi and his Grandfather walked out the door, slaming it shut. It was winter in Domino city! Several feet of snow
covered the ground, while even more drifted lazily down from the clouds. Hordes of adults and children alike were romping
around in the white powder. Yami, being one who did not enjoy the cold as much as the others, refused to go outside and
had not left the house in days. At the moment, he was relaxing on the couch, reading a book. It was the first day of
December, and all of Yugi's friends were rambling about "Christmas". All Yami had been able to get out of Joey after
he'd begun to laugh histerically at him for not knowing what this "Christmas" was, was that it was when people gave you
stuff.
Yami yawned and put his book down, glancing at the table next to him. On it was a slip of paper covered with wirting.
"The shopping list!" Yes, it was indeed the shopping list that Yugi and Grandfather needed to go shopping. He grabbed it
and rushed to the door, pausing as he put his hand on the knob. Outside it was cold, but Yugi needed that list. He
opened the door and stepped out into the snow as something whacked him hard on the face. He slipped on the ice and tumbled
into the snowbank by the steps.
"Ha hah! I was wondering when you'd come out!" Bakura yelled as he went to stand over the fallen Yami. "Now the only person
I have left to hit with a snowball is Malik. That shouldn't be too hard. What's this?" He bent down and picked up the
shopping list, wiping off the snow. "Eggs, milk, salt, sugar, flour, egg nog, sweet bread, ice cream, and gingersnap
cookies. What the hell is this, pharaoh?"
"A shopping list. Give it back." Yami grumbled as he stood up, caked with snow. The tomb robber was decked out in a heavy
leather jacket, white and red wool mittens, a matching scarf, and a white hat complete with a multicolored pom-pom, courtesy
of Ryou. Bakura smirked and shoved the crumpled list in his pocket.
"You're going shopping?"
"No, I'm not going shopping! Give me back that list!"
Bakura smiled and turned away, walking towards the street. Yami seethed and ran after him, tripping in the snow several
times.
"Bakura, I need to get that list to Yugi! Give it back!"
"Hmmm hmm hmmmm...I can't heeeear youuuu..."
"Bakura!!"
Yugi's house was in a secluded corner at the edge of town, so not many other houses were nearby. As they turned down another
street, Yami stopped walking as he noticed the houses were covered in multicolored lights and decorations.
"...Woah. Lights."
Bakura rolled his eyes and kept walking, turning off the street into an alley. Yami gawked for a few more minuets before
he noticed that something was missing.
"Bakura...?" The tomb robber was nowhere in sight. Yami ran down the street to the corner but still didn't see him. Just then
another hard, wet thing smacked him in the face, causing him to fall over into yet another snowbank.
"Ya hah hah! Gotcha!" Malik chirped. He scooped up another snowball and lobbed it, hitting the pharaoh in the back.
"I've gotten everyone but Bakura! We're having a contest. Looser buys the winner a hot chocolate." Yami sat up and glared.
"Have you seen Bakura? He has something I need."
Malik shook his head and bent down to make more snowballs. "I saw Ryou, though. He was heading down to the burger place by
Domino High. Hee hee. He dodges almost worse than you do."
Yami shook his head and stumbled back onto the street, folding his arms across his chest in a vain attempt to warm up. The
sun was setting and the temperature was soon to drop even lower the longer he waited. After walking up and down the street
some more, he turned left and went past some small shops. A little boy ran out of one, carrying a small pine tree.
"Lookit my Cwistmas twee!"
"Uh..." Yami blinked and kept walking. The little boy followed him, brushing the tree's needles against the
pharaoh's legs.
"I'm gonna decowate it! Do you have a twee?"
"Noo...why do you need a tree?"
"'Cause Santa's gonna come to your howse tonight."
"Who?"
"Santa! He comes down the chimney!"
"Who is Santa?"
"He's a guy with a big belly and a sleigh!"
"Why would he come to my house?"
"'Cause it's Cwistmas!" The boy grinned and ran back into the shop, whacking several people with the "twee" in the process.
After a few more minuets, Yami saw Bakura stroll out from behing a building. He dashed towards him, yelling.
"Give me back my shopping list!"
"Yaaaa!!" Ryou, having just been mistaken for his yami, screamed and slipped on the ice, knocking Yami over.
"Ow...sorry Ryou. I thought you were Bakura."
"That's okay. It happens a lot." Ryou stood and helped Yami up, brushing off the snow. "Did he steal something again?"
"Just my hikari's shopping list. I need to find Bakura. Do you have any idea where he is?"
"I'll check. Hold on."
~Bakura?~
~~Mm? Ryou?~~
~Did you steal Yami's shopping list?~
~~Uh...maybe.~~
~Bakura!~
~~What!?~~
~He really needs it! And you're not supposed to steal anymore!~
~~Tch.~~
~Bakura!~
~~...~~
~Hey!~
~~......~~
"No good. I'm sorry."
"That's alright. I'll find him." Yami grumbled. "He can't have gotten very far."
The pharaoh turned back and walked up the street towards the Turtle Game Shop. Suddenly a snowbal flew past his face,
followed by another one. Marik stumbled out onto the street, covering his head with the Millennium Rod.
"Lookout, pharaoh. The tomb robber and my hikari are going at it."
"Bakura?! Where?!"
"I think they ran behind the house."
Yami trudged through the snow and peeked around the corner.
*WHAP*
"Aww. I thought you were Bakura." Malik looked around cautiously and went over to where Yami was now wiping
snow out of his eyes. "Do you know where he is?"
"No, I don't! And stop hitting me with snowballs!"
*WHUMP*
"I missed." Bakura sat up at his spot on the roof and waved, vaulting over the opposite side. Yami, now submerged
in a deep pile of snow, sputtered and growled, whipping out the Puzzle.
"I'll send him to the shadow realm."
"Actually, I thought that was pretty funny." Malik grinned and scooped up another snowball, running around the other side
of the house. Yami followed. Malik screamed as an iceball nailed him in the stomache.
"Gotcha!" Bakura yelled. He came out from behind a nearby bush and smirked. "You loose."
"I do...not!" Malik gasped. "You're only...supposed to...use SNOWBALLS! Not iceballs! Ow. Oww."
"That was never a rule. You...AAIGH!"
*FWOOSH*
Bakura screamed and dove back behind the bush as Yami fired a purple bolt at him from the Puzzle.
"Give me the shopping list!"
"Alright! Fine! You can have it!" The tomb robber reached into his pocket and dropped the list in the snow, but not before
ripping it up into little pieces. "There! Take your stupid list!"
*FWOOSH*
"AAAAH! I gave it back, didn't I?! Stop! Stupid pharaoh!" Bakura unzipped his jacket and pulled out the Ring.
*FWOOSH*
*FWOOSH*
*FWOOSH*
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Yugi and Grandfather opened the door and walked inside, dropping the plastic shopping bags on the ground.
"We're back, Yami!"
"Hey, Yugi. I'm sorry I couldn't get your shopping list to you."
"Huh? What are you talking about?"
"...didn't you forget your shopping list?"
"No, We didn't."
"Then what was that list on the table?!"
"That was last week's shopping list."
"......Oh."
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Spoons: That was better than all the others, right?
Ryou: I thought it was good.
Kaiba: You call that a story with thought? Take my advice, Spoons. Never, ever write a holliday fic ever again.
Spoons: T_T
Yugi: No, no! It was...better! Much better!!
Joey: Yeah! I liked it! Really!
Marik: I thought it was better, too.
Spoons: *sniff*...really?
Kaiba: It was horri-
Yami: It's Christmas, Kaiba. Can't you be nice for one day?
Kaiba:...oh...fine. It was...better.
Spoons: Really!? Oh yay!!
Kaiba: -_-;
Spoons: *whistling happily*
Ryou: Merry Christmas, everyone!