Big Bird's Bloody Lesson'
By Shadowgate
…...
THE FOLLOWING IS A SEQUEL TO FREDDY KRUEGER MEETS BIG BIRD.
…...
Big Bird was indeed proud of himself for meeting Freddy. Freddy encouraged him to be brave and chat with him and he did.
That night Big Bird went to sleep and after the big day he had well it was no problem for him to get to sleep.
However Big Bird woke up and he looked at his clock. It said 1AM but he heard screaming and chaos.
He sprung from his nest and ran through his gate.
He yelled "WHAT'S ALL THE SCREAMING ABOUT? IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!"
Elmo ran up to Big Bird and said "it's horrible Burt and Ernie were both found dead. They think Freddy Krueger did it."
Big Bird replied "oh no well if someone killed them it had to be Freddy Krueger. I know it's wrong to point fingers at someone right away before you find out for sure but who else would have done it?"
Elmo answered "oh there's no question and this is one time when lots of grownups said no and we should have listened.
Big Bird said "well if all the grownups said no why was he allowed to visit Sesame Street?"
Elmo said "the police could not stop him because the law let him travel anywhere. He had no record of touching a child in a bad way so he could travel anywhere he wanted."
Big Bird asked "well the police knew this guy was dangerous why didn't they stop him?"
Elmo replied "I just told you why and you were the one who trusted him and did a high five with him."
Big Bird replied "now look here Elmo I had no idea he was going to do this and even if we hadn't talked he would have still done this."
Elmo said "well okay maybe blood isn't on your hands or feathers."
Big Bird said "well I've learned a bloody lesson and that is a bad guy is a bad guy."
Elmo said "yes and he killed Burt and Ernie. Their apartment is covered in blood oh it's awful."
Elmo runs away and then he starts crying and banging on Oscar's trash can.
Oscar pops up and yells "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BEATING ON MY TRASH CAN YOU RED SACK OF BLOODY VAGINAL PUSS?"
Elmo said "Oscar it's horrible Freddy Krueger killed Burt and Ernie."
Oscar replied "well I've got a bone to pick with Freddy Krueger. He dumped Grover's severed head into my trash can without asking."
Oscar pulls Grover's severed head from his garbage can and holds it up high.
Big Bird and Elmo scream.
Big Bird said "well gee Oscar it's a shame he invaded your territory without your permission. NEVER MIND THE FACT THAT GROVER IS DEAD!"
Oscar said "oh you smart ass bird brain."
Oscar goes back into his trash can and shuts the lid.
Elmo asked Big Bird "do you remember that bat you got at the Sports Academy Store?"
Big Bird answered "hell yeah I'll go get it."
Big Bird ran to get his bat and when he got back he found Elmo dead lying on Sesame Street. He heard growling and saw a large figure coming from the dark.
Big Bird yelled "I'll get you, you son of a bitch."
Big Bird got slashed and woke up.
He looked at his clock and it said 6:30 AM.
He figured it was just a dream but then he noticed real slash marks on his side.
He said out loud "holy shit!"
THE END