Title: Fairytales Are For Children, Chapter 1; Oooh, Shiny!
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Category: Humour
Rating: PG / K+
Length: 100 words
Pairing: none
Summary: Jack and the crazy, funny, and just plainly weird situations he stumbles into off world. A drabble series. Ratings vary

A/N: Just a silly thing I came up with, that turned into an even more silly series! Just in case you're confused, every chapter is based on a different fairytale. A note of thanks to Neoinean for the Beta. Any remaining faults are my own. Enjoy!

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"How could you do that, Jack? How could you even consider doing something so mindlessly stupid?"

"Come now, Daniel. You know me, always ready to do something new and exciting. No, actually, that would be you. But, it's not so bad, is it? We're practically royalty here!"

"Yes, Jack, we are! That's the problem! They keep insisting we 'take over what is rightfully ours,' and I get the feeling that if we refuse, we'll end up in the gallows!"

Jack sighed. Daniel had a point... sorta.

In hindsight, drawing that sword out of the stone wasn't such a great idea...

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End.
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