Valentine's Day
A/N: A little thing I wrote for Valentine's Day. To torture Edge once again, and to promote KainXRydia. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy. If I did, Kain and Rydia would be together, ruling the world. Since they don't, I don't own anything, except for the story.
Cecil and Edge were sitting in the kitchen of the Lunar Whale. "Tomorrow is Valentine's day." Cecil said. "So what? I'm not sending anything to anyone!" Edge replied.
"Yes, you are! You're going to send Rydia roses and chocolate and a cheesy love letter or card, " Cecil replied. "But you won't have a chance. She said you're annoying." Edge got angry. "No, I'm not! A cute girl like Rydia won't say I'm annoying." "Whatever… It'll be a rude awakening for you tomorrow…" Cecil said.
The next morning, someone put a yellow rose in front of Edge's door. It had a tag saying: "Nice Valentine's Day, freak. Love, Rydia." Edge picked it up, and grinned when he read the last two words. He walked to the kitchen, and nearly got a heart attack. He saw Kain and Rydia kiss. "Thanks for the pretty roses, Kain." Rydia said when they pulled back. "Thanks for the chocolate, Rydia," Kain replied. "But what about Edge?" Rydia grinned. "I sent him a yellow rose. A yellow rose is something you send to a person you don't like. He sent me some cheesy card he made himself. That's dorky." Then they started kissing again.
"I'M NOT DORKY!" Edge screamed. "AND MY CARD WASN'T CHEESY!" Rydia and Kain pulled away again. "Yes it is." Rydia said. She held up a pink card with a picture of Edge in a tuxedo and Rydia in a bride's dress that said: 'One day, this will come true'. Cecil and Rosa walked in. "I told you the card was stupid, but you wouldn't listen." Cecil said. "Awww, Kain and Rydia look SO cute together. Don't you think, Rosa?" Rosa nodded. Edge ran out of the kitchen to cry in his room. "At least he's gone." Rydia said as she and Kain started to kiss again. And Cecil and Rosa started kissing too. That same day, Edge committed suicide.
A/N: It's a happy end for most characters. But not for Edge, because he's a moron. Thanks for reading.