Title: The Turks

Author: S~I~T~H~E

E-mail: spirit_in_the_heavens_entrapped@hotmail.com

Rating: G

Disclaimer: Don't sue me.

Reno is the leader

Now that Tseng is dead

And he does own a zappy stick

To zap you in the head

Rude he is a silent man

Who hardly ever speaks

All he says is "..."

Except for when he Squeeks

( I Can't go into the reasons for this because:

a. It wouldn't rime

b. It push the rating up a couple of notches )

Elaine's the replacement

To cover Reno butt

She became a full time member

When Tsang bit the dust

I won't write not'in' 'bout Hojo

'Cause that guy creeps me out

An' writin' more #*^*&^@ poems

'll make me scream an' shout

¬_¬ REVEIW ME!!!...please.