HEY YALL! I decided that reading all these stories where peole are kiddnapped I was LONLEY! SO IN TURN... I BIRD-NAPPED IGGY! F%$#! Iggy: What? Me: I realised something. Iggy: That kiddnapping me was a bad Idea and you will return me to the flock? *Hopeful Face* Me: NO! *Starts sobbing* Iggy: Then what is it? Me: I...I...IDONT OWN MAXIMUM RIDE! But I am glad cuz if I did, after FANG I would be getting a lot of phone calls from angry mothers talking about suicidal daughter and sons punching walls is sadness and anger. Iggy: That was pretty F%$#ed up right? Me: Yes, yes it was. NOW ONWARD WITH THE STORY! XD
Iggy: So, where are we going tomorrow?
Me: We are going to my school called*Censored cuz I dont want stalkers!*
Iggy: Oh... Wait! I am not going to a school where most of the girls are hormone controlled! :O
Me: Well too bad I don't trust ya cuz if I did I wouldn't of thought you were gonna run away the minute I am at school.
Iggy: Well sor-ry! That you kidnapped a bird-Kid you dont trust!
Me: Well then maybe if you hadn't tried to escape every hour Yesterday I woulda let you stay here under HIGH sirvaillence!
Iggy: Look. We will never get any where if we keep on erguin' like this.
Me: Kay then Igathas. You can stop calling me supreme ruler now and call me Sky.
Iggy: Rock Awesome.
Me: Rock Awesome indeed my friend, Rock Awesome indeed.
Hey! This is only the first capter so expect longer paragraphs later in the story.
Iggy: Now TIME TO GO!
Me: Wait! Iggy NO! REMEMBER TO R&-
*Iggy turns the computer off*