Whoo, my own Talk Show! -dances- Because I'm stuck with my writing, and comedy (plus tourcher) always makes my day better. For this fanfiction, I am asking (stealing) Sasuke Uchiha (for tourcher purposes), Naruto Uzumaki, and Ichigo Kurosaki!

Strawberry (Ichigo): Wait, what?

Naruto: Heheh. This aughta be fun!

Sasuke: Hmph.

Yaoi requests are always very welcome,-

Sasuke: WHAT!

-Thwack- Don't interupt. As I was saying, they are welcome, but if it gets too bad, I will not fufill the request.

-everything goes poof, and turns into Legends of the Hidden Temple-style set- Now, send in your dares, questions, and other things for the Akatsuki, for they are our first guests on the GREAT SHOW OF NOTHING!!!

Ichigo: We're pretty much screwed, ain't we?

Naruto: Well, if anyone tries to fight me, I'll just kick their butts!

Did I mention that any death-related dares result in a Phoenix Down being used on the victim? So Death Requests are welcomed!

Sasuke: ...damnit.