UCW Internet Incident Preview Show - King Mickey's Rant.

I heard you were looking for me but

You look for trouble

You're gonna' see that your

Words are dangerous

And your talk is cheap

I'm standing here

Still Standing here!

Don't Question my heart (Still standing here!)

Don't question the fire that burns inside

(Kyle Morrison - 'Don't Question My Heart' - Current ECW theme)

The cameras were live at File Island Arena, where King Mickey, the now-FORMER Undisputed champion, was standing in a ring in the middle of an empty arena. He had a camera execute a closeup shot.

Mickey: 'Now... the King of Kings has requested this interview time to address my last month. It has been horrible. Compare it to TNA-horrible, but that wouldn't do it justice. First of all, I get spiked on my head by a Jackass known to all as Brandon Cole Margera at Second Night Stand. Then at Khaos In Kyoto, I end up in the middle of a trap concocted by Margera and his immature friends and later, he strikes again by stuffing a wild crab down my trousers. This isn't Jackass, Viva La Bam or Bam's Unholy Union... this is UCW and it is my kingdom! Which brings me to my next victim: the unrightful Undisputed Champion, Bugs Bunny. After blatantly planning my downfall with those other posers in the locker room, he took from me what meant the most to me. That championship is a part of me and I am a part of the title. Without me, that belt is just 40 pounds of gold strapped to leather! But since I am waiting for the most opportune time to invoke my rematch clause, I shall move on to a champion of another company who dared to attack me in the locker room after my Elimination Chamber match. Alex Armington II, you Jeff Jarrett rip-off, I am calling you out. Now, your lackey Homer Simpson, has told everyone you shall be at Internet Incident with backup and I plan on handing you a receipt for your little guitar attack in the form of a fortified dog-soldier, duck-soldier, Power Ranger and Mouse-King ass-kicking! So I propose this for Internet Incident: whether we win or lose against the Wild Kru in Annihilation & Elimination match is irrelevant. What's revelant is that Team Disney plan on sending your ECW-reject asses back to the TWA where you'll continue to bore everybody until they're being lowered underground! Now choke on that... SLAP NUTS!'

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A/N: Hey, it's DJ here. I did this as a holdover until I get done writing Internet Incident. I also wanted to propose something to JC619 and JeanKazuhira. I know you guys already did a crossover PPV, but I have an idea for another one with UCW called the Megaslam Wrestling Universe (recycled from my Wild Kru stories). TWA is invited, I guess. But I want this PPV to focus on Cross-brand matches and stuff. Tell me what you think!

DJ Diddy barking back to the Kennel. :