what would happen if we kidnapped bobby pendragon?

a/n: here's a list of my friends who will be in this:

Taylor

Alex (short for alexandra)

Lyn

Rob

Tom

Right, this is just a way to kill boredom so don't take it too seriously...

ON WITH THE STORY!!

Alex POV:

Here I sit, eating pizza at the food court in the mall with my friends when Lyn shouted at the top of her lungs, "BOBBY PENDRAGON!!" and then faints.

"Oh great. There she goes!" I said.

"I guess so. Ya think that's really Pendragon over there?" Taylor said as she pointed towards the brown haired teen eating a Happy Meal.

"Idk," I said, "Does Lyn have a picture of him in her bag?" Taylor went to check, and sure enough she found 3 and a half pictures.

"Well it looks a lot like him. I'll go ask him." She got up and walked towards his table, "Hey! Are you by any chance Bobby Pendragon?"

"Yeah, why do you want to know?"

Taylor smiles evily and walks back to the table. "It's him."

"Sweeeet!" We started laughing about him eating a Happy Meal when Tom suggested,

"Why don't we kidnap him!?"

"That's not very nice." Taylor started

"Let's do it!!" I said, ignoring her. "I'll get the duct-tape!"

Just then Lyn woke up, "WHAT?! WE ARE NOT KIDNAPPING BOBBY!" she screams... which of course earned us a few weird looks from other shoppers.

"Shhh," Rob said, "Do you want Bobby to hear us?!"

"Uh..." I said, "I think it's a little too late for that." As I pointed to Bobby running away.

"AFTER HIM!!" Tom yells as we all sprint after Bobby.

"But guys!" Lyn yells, but its too late. We're already running after the poor kid.

Bobby is a fast runner, I'll give him that, but he's out numbered 4-1. (I didn't count Lyn cause was against the whole "Let's kidnap Bobby" thing.) Pretty soon we're back in Taylor's car with Bobby duct-tapped to a booster seat.

"What do you people want from me?!" Bobby screamed.

"I'm the one asking the questions around here!" I say sliding sunglasses over my eyes. "So you claim that you're Bobby Pendragon, right?"

"Because I am!!" He screams in aggravation.

"PROVE IT!" I said, pretending to write in a notebook, for special effects.

"uh... my mom says I am!" he said smiling.

"Good enough for me!" Rob says, as Taylor slaps his arm.

"I am sooooooooooooooooooooo sorry Bobby!" Lyn says, " My friends are deranged."

I then whisper to Taylor "Wanna see a magic trick?"

Taylor rolls her eyes and replies, "You know she's talking about you when she mentions deranged friends."

"So? How do you know that?" I shot back, "Nevermind, don't answer that."

"As you can see," Lyn says (interupting our incredibly intelligent converstion in the process) "They are clearly out of their minds."

"Right... uh... could you get me out of the booster seat now?"

"No!" I scream, "You might run away!"

"Gee, thanks."

"Sooo..." Taylor says, "Do you like spoons?"

"Actually I'm more of a fork person myself," Bobby replies.

"Oh my gosh!" I said, "Bobby rhyms with hobby! Kewl!" Every single person in the car rolled their eyes, even if some of them look dorky when they do that.

"No duh!" Taylor exclaims as she whacks me on the head. ouch.

"So, uh, where are you taking me?" Bobby asks.

"TO THE BATCAVE! NANANANANANANANANANANANANA! BAT MAN!!" Taylor and I sing the batman theme song at the same time. (we're not the best singers so everyone was withering in pain by the end of the song)

"MY EARS! THEY BURN!!" Tom yells as Taylor hits him playfully.

"God help me," Bobby says as we all grin evilly at him.