Optimus walked into some random room in the middle of nowhere. The other autobots looked up at him in awe. Optimus' speeches were always inspiring. Optimus cleared him non-existend throat, since he's a robot.
"Sup," said Optimus. "Buzz...," said Bumblebee, who had started saying buzz since his name is Bumblebee and he thinks he is one.
Just then, Ironhide walked into the room. "Ironhide? Didn't you die?" Asked Optimus. "Yes, but I have been reborn as Ironbehind!" Replied Ironbehind proudly.
"That's c- I mean, buzz buzz," said Bumblebee. Then he randomly exploded because the author thinks he's stupid. "Hey, why did you kill Bumblebee?" Yelled Ironbehind.
"Stop breaking the fourth wall!" Hissed Optimus. But he's a robot, so he can't hiss. Or whisper. Or-
"Shut up!" Sreeched Optimus. They can't screech either. Then Optimus literally broke the fouth wall by trying to punch the author. Then again, I wrote this down, to techniclly I made him to that.
Then Ironbehind's robotic butt grew really big because I wanted to make fun of his name. Then Megatron came in and blew everyone up and they blew up and died because they blew up. Did I mention they blew up?