Twisted Fairytales: Snow White
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and all the good stuff that come with him. Although I wish I did, but I might as well be a giant stalk of celery taking over mankind and turning them into a vegetable army of mine.
Author's Note: Okay, so this is my first fanfic so do not hunt me down and squeeze the life out of me if you do not like it. It is also not advisable to stick your foot through your computer like what Dudley did because it's just insane and you'll have a hard time explaining to your parent that you stuck your foot through the monitor because you just hated a fanfic that I wrote. You would also save a year's worth of allowance to buy a new one. I could go on for a long time, but that would be a bit pointless. Anyway, we shall proceed…
Chapter I
It was a bright Wednesday morning that woke Harry, Ron and Hermione. They were thinking that today would just be an ordinary day like yesterday.
"Can't we have any kind of fun at all?" Ron said as they made their way to the first class of the day, Transfiguration. "And I mean any. It would at least be entertaining to see a tap dancing dragon but still… Since Fred and George left, it been… so boring,"
As they took their seats, Professor McGonagall had an important announcement to make.
"Listen, we teachers have come up with a special idea that I know all of you will like." She said "It's going to be full of fun and excitement" most of the students leaned forward, very eager to hear the news. "And no, Mr. Weasley, tap dancing dragons are strictly prohibited here in Hogwarts." At the mention of his name, Ron's ears went a dark shade of pink. "We are going to set up a stage play and all four houses would participate in this event." McGonagall continued. "This years play would be…" then unfolding a piece of paper and showed it to the whole class "…this"
Everyone craned their heads to see what was written.
"Oh, my God"
"No way!!"
"This can't be real… I'm dying…"
Harry, Ron and Hermione couldn't read what was written, for they were seated at the back of the class. When the others went back to their seats, they had a clear view of what was written:
Snow White
And the Seven Dwarfs
