Drugs Are For The WEAK
A story based off of my stepdad's quote, "Drugs Are For The WEAK."
Dedicated to Light Burst, a guy who I think is HILARIOUS.
Sky High stared into Rainbow Dash's eyes.
"Do you like... poppy seed muffins?"
"...yes. Yes, I do."
"...would you... perhaps... care to eat one?"
"...yes. Yes, I would."
Sky handed Rainbow his one and only poppy seed muffin. He did not take his eyes off hers.
Rainbow took the poppy seed muffin from Sky. Sky was much pleased to have... shared this muffin.
"I LOVE poppy seed muffins, Sky," said Rainbow, keeping her focused, squinty-eyed face locked on Sky's.
"Do you know what poppy seeds contain, Rainbow?"
"...care to tell me?"
"Opium, Rainbow."
"At least it's not Heroin."
"At least you don't DO Heroin."
"At least I don't do DRUGS."
"Are you suggesting I do?"
"No, Sky."
"Good."
"Yes."
"So, how's that Opium?"
"Sky?"
"Yes?"
"Drugs are for the WEAK."
"You're quite right."
"Don't do drugs. BE DRUGS."
"Where'd that one come from?"
"Actually, I have no idea." Rainbow broke the look.
"I WIN. YOU LOOSE. I now get to eat the last cookie!"
"Wait, wha- NOOOOO...!" Rainbow fell back and covered her face with her hooves.
"I won, though. Rainbow? Rainbow, are you ok?"
Rainbow was silent.
Then, she said something.
"It was the... last cookie, Sky."
"Oh, well, do you want it that bad?"
"It'd be nice, but you won, bro."
"Well, I'll give you half of it.
"Really? Wow, thanks."
Sky was careful to split in on the seam he marked with a butter knife.
The poppy seeds strike again...
The End!
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