Court Out
Joy: can't believe iam spending the next four years in jail thank you Elka!
Elka: iam sorry I needed someone to blame!
Joy did it have to be us?
Elka: yep!
Melanie: OMG! Iam not going to survive in jail!
Joy: oh come on Melanie its not that bad well if you don't mind sharing an open toilet and having a strip search!
Melanie: (bursts into tears)
Victoria: oh Joy really?
Joy: yep!
Elka: yeah but why do they have to move us to a British jail?
Joy: duh! Because we are in the UK!
PO: alright come on!
Other inmate: oi get off!
PO: shut it!
PO: right sit yourselves there
Elka: why are you here?
Other inmate: murder!
Joy: wow who did you kill?
Other inmate: this guy
Joy: what did he do to you?
Other inmate: what is this twenty questions?!
Joy: sorry just asking!
Elka: ignore Joy she's nosy!
Joy: iam not nosy just curious thats all!
Other inmate: yeah well its none of you're business!
Joy: fine!
PO: alright alright haven't got all day who's up first ah yes Morettie!
Melanie: me?
PO: Melanie Morettie!
Melanie: yes!
PO: thats yes miss!
Victoria: erm excuse me is it alphabetically because last time I checked C came before M!
PO: oh shut up!
PO: right you can keep that lot the rest you have to sign for
Melanie: erm miss will we be safe in here?
PO: ha! Don't you know where you are yet?!
Joy: we'll look after you Melanie
PO: you'll all be put in a four bed dorm!
Elka: you mean we're all sharing yes but iam giving you a cell of you're own we like to give our older girls more space!
Joy: hey thats not fair I want my own room!
PO: we haven't the space!
Joy: bitch!
PO: right you're on report!
Melanie: Joy don't get into trouble!
Joy: but its not fair!
PO: you're not on holiday now you know now get in you're room!
Joy: i'll be calling my solicitor about you!
(PO slams cell door and locks it)
Melanie: this is hell!
Victoria: well iam calling agent when I get my phone call!
Joy: and what are they going to do wave a magic wand and get you out!
Melanie: you know ever since we came here you're attitude has changed I don't like it!
Other inmate: thats what prison does it hardens you up!
Joy: you been here before?
Other inmate: yeah lots of times its no biggie!
Victoria: when do I get my phone call?
Other inmate: don't ask me iam not a sodding screw!
Victoria: thought you had been here before!
Other inmate: I have!
Melanie: Victoria just leave it!
Next Day...
PO: wakey wakey shift you're bums get up!
PO: (unlocks cell door) Get up!
Joy: can't you bloody knock!
PO: thats enough out of you Scroggs got you a new job cleaning the bogs!
Melanie: hey go easy on her!
PO: maybe next time you start being cheeky you'll think twice!
Joy: cheeky? I ant a cell of my own oi!
PO closes door)
Victoria: why do you want you're on room?
Melanie: oh god who's going to look after me!
Other inmate: oh grow up girl you're on you're own in this place can't trust none of those screws believe me!
Melanie (starts crying)
Other inmate: thats all I need shut up! (kicks Melanie)
Joy: Oi get off her!
Joy (punches the new inmate)
Victoria (goes to get a PO)
PO: alright break it up!
PO 2: get Scroggs down the block!
Meanie: whats that?
PO: SEG!
Other inmate: Solitary Confinement!
Melanie: you can't put Joy there!
PO: shut it Morettie!
Melanie: She'll go mad down there!
PO: should of thought of that before she kicked off!
PO: now get to work all of you except you Chase its you induction
Victoria: whats that?
PO: ask the governor iam busy!
Later that day...
Inmate: you new?
Melanie: yes iam
Inmate: what you in for?
Melanie: erm credit card fraud
Inmate: how long you got?
Melanie: four years
Inmate: wow!
Melanie: what you in for?
Inmate: bigamy
Melanie: eek!
Inmate: yeah got five years in this HELL HOLE!
PO: zip it Stevens!
Inmate: you got any stuff?
Melanie: stuff?
Inmate: rocks jellies drugs!
Melanie: oh no sorry!
Inmate: eh!
Other inmate: what do you want?
Melanie: what?
Other inmate: food!
Melanie: oh right erm just some chips and potato thanks!
Other inmate: hey Ruth check out the new girl!
Melanie: oh thats my friend Victoria!
Other inmate: was I talking to you? No I wasen't so shut you're mouth bitch!
Melanie: iam sorry
Other inmate: yeah!
Meanwhile down on SEG!
Joy: let me out you sods!
PO: oi keep it down!
Joy: I want to get out!
PO: should't of punched another inmate!
Joy: she was hurting my friend!
PO: tough!
Joy (cries)
Meanwhile in the other part of the prison...
Melanie: I hate this place!
Victoria: well its moderate wonder what Elka is doing?
Melanie: heard some PO s talking she's on another wing!
Victoria: so its just us three
Melanie: well when Joy comes back it will be
Other inmate: look Melanie about the other night iam sorry I kicked you
Melanie: eh its ok!
Victoria: wahts you're name?
Other inmate: Amanda
Victoria: nice to meet you Amanda!
Next time will Joy get off the block ?
and will she get her own room?
What happens to Elka?