Disclaimer: All Vocaloids belongs to Yamaha and their respective distributors. Akuno-P owns the song "Daughter Of Evil", and all the other songs in the "Story of Evil" series. This fic is in no way intended to insult said series, it is only a parody.

(A/N: My real author's notes look like this, but my fake/parody ones are in bold)

(A/N: Luka, Gakupoop, Gummy, SF-A2 Micki, Yucky, That weird teacher guy, Lilly, Mizki, That Barney clone, Hello Kitty girl, and Those british pplz are not in dis fic bcuz they arnt kewl enough)

Chapter 1: Daughter of Ice Cream

There was once an evil queen in a kingdom far away, long ago. Well, she wasn't completely evil, as in she wasn't as evil as Darth Vader or something, but she was still pretty evil. Her name was Queen Rin Kagamine XXIV. Queen Rin XXIV had golden locks that fell to her shoulders, and ice blue eyes that could pierce a person's soul like an exacto knife (A/N: Rin is soooooo pretty!).

One day, when Queen Rin was fourteen years old, she saw a man eating an ice cream cone and fell in love with him at first sight. He had amazing sapphire blue orbs, with hair that was a perfect shade of cornflower, but in the sunlight looks more like a radiant shade of azure. (A/N: OMG! Kaito iz sooooo gorgeous!).

"He's so handsome," the Queen Rin thought, "So he must be a prince!"

Yes, Rin still had the shallow belief that all beautiful people are royal, and that all ugly people are peasants. You couldn't blame her, though, since that's how it was in her kingdom... I mean... queendom.

She strutted up to the "Prince", and shouted,

"Oh, Prince, I love you! Will you marry me?"

He replied, "I'm not a prince, my name is Kaito, and my true love is my ice cream cone!"

"NOOOOO!" screamed Queen Rin.

She hopped onto her horse (A/N: Who, BTW, was named Josephine), and rode home, to her palace.

When she got home, she sat on her throne and moped.

"Why did the most handsome man I've have ever seen have to be in love with an ice cream cone? What have I done wrong! What have I done to deserve this!"

"A lot," mumbled a servant named Len, who was actually Queen Rin's twin, but she didn't know that. (A/N: U should ttly know that, though, or else ur not a tru Vocaloid fan!)

"How dare you insult me, servant!" yelled Queen Rin, "Anyways," she commanded, "I have a task for you. You have to go to... some place, somewhere, and find a man named Kaito, who is eating an ice cream cone. He has amazing sapphire blue ors, with hair that is the perfect shade of cornflower, but in the sunlight looks more like a radiant shade of azure!"

"I have to kill him?" asked Len, who had hair the colour of spun sunshine and cerulean eyes (A/N: Len is soooooo gorgeous! I ttly want 2 marry him!) .

"No, you fool! You have to kill his ice cream! If you don't do that properly, I'll run you over with a road roller!" Queen Rin screamed.

Len sighed, then hopped onto his pogo stick (A/N: Len needs to hav a supa kewl mode of tranzportation!). Len found the man Queen Rin was looking for because he was is a super genius.

Len was going to grab the ice cream cone from the man named "Kaito", but then he came to a shocking realization: (A/N: DRUM ROLL PLZ ! EPIC SUSPENSEFULLNESS!)

Len realized that he was lactose intolerant. So he couldn't eat the ice cream. (A/N: DUN DUN DUH!)

END OF CHAPTER 1

(A/N: PLZ REVIEW OR ELSE I WON'T CONTINUE! NO FLAMES PLZ!)

(A/N: The chapters will have names based of the titles of the songs in the "Story of Evil", but they will not necessarily be directly based of that song. Also, there will only be three chapters. (I'm not including chapters with titles based off "Regret Message", "Twilight Prank", or "Re: Birthday") And yes, I do want reviews.)