Naruto

The Corner Shop Help

"Welcome to the Corner Shop Help, your local psychiatrist!" Are you serious!? is all Tenten can think as she's thrown into getting psychiatric and reality help that involves green a corner psychiatrist, a whole lot of action and secrets.

Chapter 1- Step One- Self-Denial

On such a bright and sunny day, most teens would be going on dates, hanging with friends, or just living their everyday lives contently. Of course that holds true for most teens, except this one.

"Stupid Aunt," a girl muttered looking at a crumpled piece of paper, "'Tenten, as your loving aunt, I'm concerned about you. So antisocial for your age. Loving aunt my ass," she yelled, ignoring the weird stares she was receiving.

"Oi, what's your issue?" Tenten turned to see a gangster-like girl sitting behind a stand of sorts.

"None of your business," she snapped.

The other girl smirked and cocked an eyebrow, "Actually, it is," she gestured toward the stand, "Welcome to the Corner Shop Help, your local psychiatrist, open 5 days a week from 3pm-8pm. What's your issue?"

Ok then…this was weird, Tenten thought, "A local psychiatrist? What freakin' genius came up with that idea?"

The 'psychiatrist' brushed away the insult, "My brothers, long story. I'm Temari. What's your name?"

Temari, ehh? Weird girl, she should be the one to get a psychiatrist, "Like I'd tell you."

Temari smirked and tsked, "There you go again with the antisocial problem, I'd work on that if I were you."

Tenten felt a twitch coming on, "Too late, you lost a customer. I'm being sent to some other idiotic psychiatrist," she waved a hand in dismissal and started walking away.

"Is it Haruno Psych Inc.?" Temari asked from behind her, Tenten shrugged, "Yeah, what of it?"

"Nothing," Temari said with a mischievous smile, "just one hint, beware of the green."

Tenten just ignored her and continued on. She looked back down on the paper. If Aunt was so determined to get her to a psychiatrist, then why didn't she clearly print out the address!?

"Does this say Sakura Lane or Sukoru Pane?" she glared at the paper, it didn't burst into flames, "Stupid paper," she muttered, "It's all your fault."

As Tenten was stubbornly trying to make out the map, she walked right into someone.

"Oh! Sorry about that," she looked up and froze. It was the hottest guy she had ever seen. He even played the role right, he glared back, "Well, next time, pay attention." He glanced down at the paper near shreads in Tenten's hands and gave a long glance at Tenten.

Tenten frowned, "What?"

The guy shook his head, "Nothing," he walked away. Tenten watched after him. Good lucks, but a horrible personality, well you can't get it all. The guy stopped and she quickly turned around to avoid getting caught checking him out.

"It's down a block to your right in a red building."

"Huh?" Ok, now she was lost…again.

He rolled his eyes like it was obvious what he was talking about, "Haruno Psych?"

Slowly, things became clear, "Oh thanks!" She turned to try to see it, "Well, what do you know. You're right. Thanks," Tenten turned to thank him when she saw that he had disappeared.

"As I said, great looks, but horrible personality."

--author's notes--

This is my new story, which I probably shouldn't start considering that I have 11 other open stories, but I liked the idea so much I wanted to get started. So I guess, I'll just have to have a write-a-poloosa on some of my other stories to get them done.

So tell me what you think, any guesses, criticism, random comments on your own psychiatric visits. Personally psychiatrist scare me.

So see you next time, here on The Corner Shop Help

NinjaPower signing out!