MomoxEiji, OishixKai, TazxFujixTaka and, most surprising of all, InuxRyo. I dreamed this up and thought it would be a wonderful piece of crack. I usually go for the regular pairings, OishixEiji, InuxKai and MomoxRyo, though now that I come to think of it, InuxRyo does have a certain pull to it. My nee-chan would kill me though since she hates Ryoma.

Disclaimer: Prince of Tennis isn't mine. I want an Akutsu plushie...

Twisted

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A very strange yell was heard in the halls of Seigaku.

"Momo, you baka! Don't do that in public!"

"It wouldn't be public if you didn't scream, Eiji sempai."

The lithe redhead struggling in the brunette's embrace was a common sight, but there was a different tinge to it this time…

"Hey, do you think we could have a group orgy?"

"Momo!" Eiji said, shocked. Then, stranger than Eiji being shocked, was the sound of Eiji being interested. "What, like the whole tennis club?"

"Just the regulars…Fuji-sempai will definitely want to join in."

"Yeah, and he'll drag Tezuka and Taka-san right in with him."

"Then Mamushi, coz he won't want to be left out, and Oishi-sempai because of him."

"The hardest to convince will be Inui and O-chibi, because neither of them are dating anyone on the team."

"Mhmm…Look, there he is now! Oi, Echizen!"

The freshman turned to them, rubbing his eyes, obviously because of a late night. He looked younger somehow, and something was different, aside from the over-sized shirt he wore.

"Hey, where's your hat?"

"Mm?" The younger yawned cutely. "I dunno…"

"Well, anyway, anyway!" Eiji said, jumping up and down in his excitement. "I wanted to ask you if you wanted to join!"

"Join wha'?"

"Well, we're planning a sex night!" Beside him, Momoshiro nodded.

"Sex…?"

"Yeah!" It was like they weren't even talking about a subject strictly for newly-weds and long-time lovers. "With everyone on the team!"

"With every…"

Darkness loomed. Eiji's ears pricked up and his cat senses screamed 'Danger! Danger!' With a small 'Eep!', he ran for cover, ducking behind Momoshiro.

Sunlight glinted off the frame of a pair of glasses.

A warm pink tongue glided up the length of Ryoma's neck, a large firm hand drawing him back against a solid body. Olive-green eyes slid half-shut at the caress and he moaned softly.

The dark figure stepped back after dropping a kiss onto the dark green hair and continued its lazy stroll down the hallway. Then, halfway down, it paused and turned.

"I agree. It'll be a good way to gather data." Inui said, pushing his glasses up his nose. "Just as long as you remember he's taken."

- - - - -Author's Notes- - - - -

Yes, I know, that was ghastly. But tell me if you want a continuation anyway. Who knows, the pairings might get even more twisted up.