Julius got ran over by a centaur

by Hermes priestess

I know it doesn't rhyme all that well okay, pretty much not at all but I was rushed....

Julius got ran over by a centaur

Walking home from the Police Plaza Christams eve,

You can say theres no such thing as fairies,

But as for me and Butler we believe.

He'd been smoking to many cigars,

And we begged him not to go,

But he'd left his heart medication,

And stumbled out the door into the road.

When we found him Christmas morning,

At the scene of the attck,

There were hoofmarks on his red face,

And incriminating fairy marks on his back

Julius got ran over by a centaur

Walking home from the Police Plaza Christams eve,

You can say theres no such thing as fairies,

But as for me and Butler we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Turnball,

He's been taking this so well.

There he is in prison,

Drinking beer and talking world domination tactics with Opal.

It's not a workday without Root,

Everybodys dressed in black.

And we just can't help but wonder,

Should we lower Foalys budget or not?

Julius got ran over by a centaur

Walking home from the Police Plaza Christams eve,

You can say theres no such thing as fairies,

But as for me and Butler we believe.

Now the virtual-turkeys on the table,

And the pudding made of nettles.

And a grey and maroon candle,

That would have just matched the color of his face.

I've warned all my friends and coworkers,

You'd better watch out for yourselves.

They never should give technology to

A being that has four legs and a tail.

Julius got ran over by a centaur

Walking home from the Police Plaza Christams eve,

You can say theres no such thing as fairies,

But as for me and Butler we believe.