Hi, I'm having problems with my best friend, well at least she used to be.
Her b-day was yesterday and her party is tonight. I wasn't invited and
almost everyone know was and they were talking about it, but they were
being quiet around me and I'm really sad. I have like no friends left. So
I'm sorry if it's not that funny. This fic will tell you what happened
during Frieza's childhood. It will explain why he doesn't like saiyans and
some other things. Frieza is about 9 in this fic. Hope you guys like it!
Please review! *gives thumbs up*
Disclaimer: Me: *looks around for Cell* Cell? *sees Cell in corner* What's wrong? Cell: I'm not in this fic. I'm only in one of you fics! It's not fair! Me: Aww I'm sorry…how about you say the disclaimer ok? Cell: *sniffle* Really? Me: Uh huh. Cell: Jessica doesn't own DBZ, but she owns planet Skitts. Me: Woot!
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Frieza was running all over his father's palace naked. He ran up and down the hallways. Frieza bumped into his father, which sent him flying backwards. King Cold was about to flip out on whomever bumped into him when he noticed it was his youngest son. He smiled, but that smile soon turned into a frown when he noticed his son was naked.
"Boy are you feeling ok?"
"Yes father I feel fine. Why?"
"Why? Why! You're naked that's why! I will not have my son streaking in my palace. Maybe when you have your own palace you can streak. No wait…scratch that. You will not streak! Do you hear me?"
"Yes father."
"Now get dressed and go play with your friends."
"Umm I don't have any friends."
"Why not, Koola has friends."
"Well Koola goes to school and I don't."
"Ahh yes. Perhaps I should send you to school. Yes, yes that sounds wonderful! What a brilliant idea. School! Why didn't I think of that sooner…"
King Cold went on about that to himself all the way down the hallway. Frieza just rolled his eyes and went to his room to change.
Koola walked up behind Frieza. Frieza turned around.
"What do you want?"
"Hey small fry, chill out."
"Shut up…I'm almost as tall as you and you're like 4 years older than me."
"Woah little brother I wasn't talking about your height, I was talking about your…"
"Shut up!"
Frieza's face was bright red. Koola just laughed and walked away. Frieza walked in his room and slammed the door. He put his pj's on and sat on his bed.
"I hate Koola so much. He's so annoying. One day I will kill him."
Frieza lied down and fell asleep.
***
King Cold walked into his Frieza's room. He walked over to the bed and shook Frieza.
"Huh? Father?"
"You have to get up boy."
"Why?"
"You're going to school on a planet called Skitts."
"Ok."
Frieza took a shower and got dressed. He got in a pod and flew to planet Skitts. He landed and hopped out.
'Hmm…I wonder where the school is?'
Frieza walked around until he found someone.
"Excuse me, can you tell me where Skitts Elementary School is?"
"Why yes. It's over there."
"Thank you."
Frieza flew over to where the man pointed and came upon the school. He landed, sighed, and opened the door. Kids of all races were running down the hallways trying to get to their first class. Frieza walked over to the office.
"Hi can I help you?"
"Uh huh. My name is Frieza and…"
"Oh you must be the new kid."
Frieza nodded his head.
"Ok here's you schedule. You're first class is room C-09. You're teachers name is Mr. Sujji."
"Thank you."
Frieza took the schedule and walked to his class. He opened the door and everyone looked at him. Frieza just looked down at his feet. Mr. Sujji walked over to Frieza.
"I was expecting you. What's you're name?"
"My name is Frieza."
"Ok Frieza, come over here."
Mr. Sujji led Frieza to the front of the classroom.
"Class I'd like you to meet our new student, Frieza."
The class just stared at him.
"Is that a guy or a girl?"
The class laughed and Frieza turned red.
"Vegeta, apologize to Frieza."
"That's future king of Vegeta-sei to you. Also, saiyans don't apologize. That's weak."
"I don't care. How would you like it if someone said that to you?"
"No one would dare say that to me because I'd kick their fucking asses!"
"Vegeta we don't use that kind of language here."
"Fuck off old man. It's better to be on my good side."
"Vegeta go to the principals office now! Frieza you can have a seat next to Zarbon."
As Frieza was walking, Vegeta tripped him. The class laughed again.
"Vegeta! Out now!"
Vegeta just smirked (A/N: Now we know where Veggie gets it from) and walked out of the classroom. Frieza got up and sat next to Zarbon.
"Hi Frieza I'm Zarbon."
"Hi."
Frieza watched the clock the whole time. The bell finally rang and Frieza looked at his schedule. It said he had gym next.
"Hey Zarbon, where's the gym?"
"You have gym too? Cool! Follow me."
Zarbon lead Frieza into the locker room.
"Here I have extra clothes you can borrow them."
"Thanks."
Vegeta walked into the locker room and laughed when he saw Frieza.
"Hey Frieza, the girls' room is over there."
Everyone except for Frieza and Zarbon laughed.
"Shut up monkey boy!"
"What did you just call me?"
"Uh I-I um…"
"I asked you a question!"
"I didn't call you anything."
"Are you saying that I'm deaf?"
"N-no!"
"Well then, what did you call me?"
"I-I…"
"I think you called me monkey boy."
"Um no I didn't"
"You better take that back lizard breath."
"Uh, no, make me!"
"Oh I'll make you alright."
Vegeta cracked his knuckles and powered up. Before Vegeta could move the gym teacher came in.
"Alright let's move it!"
"You got lucky this time, but next time you won't be."
Vegeta walked out of the locker room.
"What a jerk!"
"Yeah, that's Prince Vegeta."
"What's he prince of?"
"A race called the saiyans."
"Are all saiyans like him?"
"Kinda."
***
It was time for lunch.
"Hey Frieza."
"Hi Zarbon"
"Want to sit with me at lunch?
"Sure!"
They walked to the cafeteria. Frieza looked around and saw millions of kids.
"Where should we sit?"
"We can sit with my friend Dodoria…he's really fun to boss around."
"Really?"
"Yeah and we can sit with my other friends."
"Cool."
Frieza followed Zarbon to the table. Frieza held back a chuckle when he saw Dodoria.
"Hey Zarbon. Who's that?"
"Hi Dodoria, this is Frieza."
"Oh…hey."
"Hi."
"Frieza this is the Ginyu Force."
"The Ginyu Force?"
"They want to be fighters when they grow up. This is Ginyu, Jeice, Guldo, Recoom, and Bater."
They all nodded their heads. Vegeta and his gang of saiyans came walking by.
"Hey fat ass, have enough lunch there?"
"Shut up Vegeta."
"Well look at what we have here, a table full of weirdoes. We have Frieza, who's sex is unknown, we have the Ginyu Force who all want to be fighters, but prance around like a bunch of fairies, we have Dodoria, an overweight retard and we have Zarbon, a pretty boy who spends more time looking at himself in the mirror than training."
"Shut up asshole!"
"You better watch it pretty boy."
Vegeta and his gang walked away.
"Geez I really hate these saiyans."
"Yeah, they're all mean."
***
It was after school and Frieza ran into Zarbon.
"Hey Frieza."
"Hi Zarbon. Hey would you like to come and sleep over?"
"Yeah sure!"
Zarbon called his parents and hopped in Frieza's pod.
"Where do you live?"
"On planet Cold."
"Wow your King Cold's son?"
"Yeah."
"Cool."
They finally reached the planet and jumped out of the pod. Frieza led Zarbon to his room.
"So what do you want to do?"
"I dunno. What do you want to do?"
"Let's listen to some music and dance!"
"Yea!"
Frieza put on some music. The song he put on was 'Its Raining Men'. Zarbon and Frieza started to jump all over the room and sing.
"It's raining men, hallelujah! It's raining men, raining men!"
"This is fun!"
Zarbon and Frieza took off their shirts and started whipping them around. The next song came on and it was 'Funky Town'.
"Won't you take me to…Funky Town!"
Frieza and Zarbon jumped on the bed singing really loud, swinging their shirts. Koola was walking by and heard weird noises coming from Frieza's room. He decided to check it out. Koola opened the door and his mouth dropped to the floor.
"I'm not even going to ask…"
Koola shut the door and Frieza and Zarbon laughed.
***
Ok, tell me if I should make more. Please review thanks! *gives thumbs up* Woot!
Disclaimer: Me: *looks around for Cell* Cell? *sees Cell in corner* What's wrong? Cell: I'm not in this fic. I'm only in one of you fics! It's not fair! Me: Aww I'm sorry…how about you say the disclaimer ok? Cell: *sniffle* Really? Me: Uh huh. Cell: Jessica doesn't own DBZ, but she owns planet Skitts. Me: Woot!
***
Frieza was running all over his father's palace naked. He ran up and down the hallways. Frieza bumped into his father, which sent him flying backwards. King Cold was about to flip out on whomever bumped into him when he noticed it was his youngest son. He smiled, but that smile soon turned into a frown when he noticed his son was naked.
"Boy are you feeling ok?"
"Yes father I feel fine. Why?"
"Why? Why! You're naked that's why! I will not have my son streaking in my palace. Maybe when you have your own palace you can streak. No wait…scratch that. You will not streak! Do you hear me?"
"Yes father."
"Now get dressed and go play with your friends."
"Umm I don't have any friends."
"Why not, Koola has friends."
"Well Koola goes to school and I don't."
"Ahh yes. Perhaps I should send you to school. Yes, yes that sounds wonderful! What a brilliant idea. School! Why didn't I think of that sooner…"
King Cold went on about that to himself all the way down the hallway. Frieza just rolled his eyes and went to his room to change.
Koola walked up behind Frieza. Frieza turned around.
"What do you want?"
"Hey small fry, chill out."
"Shut up…I'm almost as tall as you and you're like 4 years older than me."
"Woah little brother I wasn't talking about your height, I was talking about your…"
"Shut up!"
Frieza's face was bright red. Koola just laughed and walked away. Frieza walked in his room and slammed the door. He put his pj's on and sat on his bed.
"I hate Koola so much. He's so annoying. One day I will kill him."
Frieza lied down and fell asleep.
***
King Cold walked into his Frieza's room. He walked over to the bed and shook Frieza.
"Huh? Father?"
"You have to get up boy."
"Why?"
"You're going to school on a planet called Skitts."
"Ok."
Frieza took a shower and got dressed. He got in a pod and flew to planet Skitts. He landed and hopped out.
'Hmm…I wonder where the school is?'
Frieza walked around until he found someone.
"Excuse me, can you tell me where Skitts Elementary School is?"
"Why yes. It's over there."
"Thank you."
Frieza flew over to where the man pointed and came upon the school. He landed, sighed, and opened the door. Kids of all races were running down the hallways trying to get to their first class. Frieza walked over to the office.
"Hi can I help you?"
"Uh huh. My name is Frieza and…"
"Oh you must be the new kid."
Frieza nodded his head.
"Ok here's you schedule. You're first class is room C-09. You're teachers name is Mr. Sujji."
"Thank you."
Frieza took the schedule and walked to his class. He opened the door and everyone looked at him. Frieza just looked down at his feet. Mr. Sujji walked over to Frieza.
"I was expecting you. What's you're name?"
"My name is Frieza."
"Ok Frieza, come over here."
Mr. Sujji led Frieza to the front of the classroom.
"Class I'd like you to meet our new student, Frieza."
The class just stared at him.
"Is that a guy or a girl?"
The class laughed and Frieza turned red.
"Vegeta, apologize to Frieza."
"That's future king of Vegeta-sei to you. Also, saiyans don't apologize. That's weak."
"I don't care. How would you like it if someone said that to you?"
"No one would dare say that to me because I'd kick their fucking asses!"
"Vegeta we don't use that kind of language here."
"Fuck off old man. It's better to be on my good side."
"Vegeta go to the principals office now! Frieza you can have a seat next to Zarbon."
As Frieza was walking, Vegeta tripped him. The class laughed again.
"Vegeta! Out now!"
Vegeta just smirked (A/N: Now we know where Veggie gets it from) and walked out of the classroom. Frieza got up and sat next to Zarbon.
"Hi Frieza I'm Zarbon."
"Hi."
Frieza watched the clock the whole time. The bell finally rang and Frieza looked at his schedule. It said he had gym next.
"Hey Zarbon, where's the gym?"
"You have gym too? Cool! Follow me."
Zarbon lead Frieza into the locker room.
"Here I have extra clothes you can borrow them."
"Thanks."
Vegeta walked into the locker room and laughed when he saw Frieza.
"Hey Frieza, the girls' room is over there."
Everyone except for Frieza and Zarbon laughed.
"Shut up monkey boy!"
"What did you just call me?"
"Uh I-I um…"
"I asked you a question!"
"I didn't call you anything."
"Are you saying that I'm deaf?"
"N-no!"
"Well then, what did you call me?"
"I-I…"
"I think you called me monkey boy."
"Um no I didn't"
"You better take that back lizard breath."
"Uh, no, make me!"
"Oh I'll make you alright."
Vegeta cracked his knuckles and powered up. Before Vegeta could move the gym teacher came in.
"Alright let's move it!"
"You got lucky this time, but next time you won't be."
Vegeta walked out of the locker room.
"What a jerk!"
"Yeah, that's Prince Vegeta."
"What's he prince of?"
"A race called the saiyans."
"Are all saiyans like him?"
"Kinda."
***
It was time for lunch.
"Hey Frieza."
"Hi Zarbon"
"Want to sit with me at lunch?
"Sure!"
They walked to the cafeteria. Frieza looked around and saw millions of kids.
"Where should we sit?"
"We can sit with my friend Dodoria…he's really fun to boss around."
"Really?"
"Yeah and we can sit with my other friends."
"Cool."
Frieza followed Zarbon to the table. Frieza held back a chuckle when he saw Dodoria.
"Hey Zarbon. Who's that?"
"Hi Dodoria, this is Frieza."
"Oh…hey."
"Hi."
"Frieza this is the Ginyu Force."
"The Ginyu Force?"
"They want to be fighters when they grow up. This is Ginyu, Jeice, Guldo, Recoom, and Bater."
They all nodded their heads. Vegeta and his gang of saiyans came walking by.
"Hey fat ass, have enough lunch there?"
"Shut up Vegeta."
"Well look at what we have here, a table full of weirdoes. We have Frieza, who's sex is unknown, we have the Ginyu Force who all want to be fighters, but prance around like a bunch of fairies, we have Dodoria, an overweight retard and we have Zarbon, a pretty boy who spends more time looking at himself in the mirror than training."
"Shut up asshole!"
"You better watch it pretty boy."
Vegeta and his gang walked away.
"Geez I really hate these saiyans."
"Yeah, they're all mean."
***
It was after school and Frieza ran into Zarbon.
"Hey Frieza."
"Hi Zarbon. Hey would you like to come and sleep over?"
"Yeah sure!"
Zarbon called his parents and hopped in Frieza's pod.
"Where do you live?"
"On planet Cold."
"Wow your King Cold's son?"
"Yeah."
"Cool."
They finally reached the planet and jumped out of the pod. Frieza led Zarbon to his room.
"So what do you want to do?"
"I dunno. What do you want to do?"
"Let's listen to some music and dance!"
"Yea!"
Frieza put on some music. The song he put on was 'Its Raining Men'. Zarbon and Frieza started to jump all over the room and sing.
"It's raining men, hallelujah! It's raining men, raining men!"
"This is fun!"
Zarbon and Frieza took off their shirts and started whipping them around. The next song came on and it was 'Funky Town'.
"Won't you take me to…Funky Town!"
Frieza and Zarbon jumped on the bed singing really loud, swinging their shirts. Koola was walking by and heard weird noises coming from Frieza's room. He decided to check it out. Koola opened the door and his mouth dropped to the floor.
"I'm not even going to ask…"
Koola shut the door and Frieza and Zarbon laughed.
***
Ok, tell me if I should make more. Please review thanks! *gives thumbs up* Woot!