These are little snippets of dialogue from Mohinder and Sylar's domestic life together. They're short, cracky, and written entirely as dialogue. Overall rating K+ to T. Enjoy them, and leave me reviews. Oh yeah, and I don't own heroes.
#1- Cold Sore Part 1/2
"Good morning Sylar."
"What? Oh… good morning."
"You were trying to sneak out of the house."
"Sneaking. Nooo… I was just going to the drug store to get some… stuff."
"Why are you holding your hand over your face?"
"What? Oh that. I didn't even notice I was doing that."
"Uh huh. Sylar, what is that?"
"What's what?"
"On your mouth… is that… a cold sore?!"
"What? No, of course not. It's a zit."
"Oh really?"
"Yes, as a matter of fact, it is. A very inconveniently placed zit. Now, I need to go get something to put on it."
"Sylar, you don't get zits. It's a cold sore."
"You don't know that. Just because you've never seen me with a zit…"
"Ew. I don't believe it! You have herpes… ew this is so gross!"
"Mohinder! It's not gross… lots of people get cold sores."
"Well I don't, and I'd like to keep it that way. I'm imposing a kissing ban until that thing is gone."
"Oh really?"
"Sylar… why are you looking at me like that? Hey, what are you doing?!?"
"…"
"MMmmfff! Hey, I said no kissing!! What was that for?!?"
"There. Now you've got herpes too, so stop complaining about it."
"I can't believe you did that!! I specifically said no kissing."
"I'm evil, remember?"