Top 5 ways to piss off Naruto!
Steal his special nindo noodles(if you don't know what I mean, watch episode 174-175 of naruto)
Find a Yoai picture of him and sasuke and show him it.
Tell naruto the ramen shop is closed and they stop selling ramen in shops.
Slap naruto if he goes and say believe it.
Tie naruto to a log when he's hungery and eat in front of him.