Me: (to Zach) we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. Say the disclaimer!
Zach: Never!
Me: Very well, unleash the puppies!
Olaf: hi! I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs!
Me: what? Martin did you forget to lock the door again?
Martin: oops.
Peter Pan: hey, looky here. A talking snowman!
Me: where did you come from?
Jessie: Peter, fly back over here right this instant or I will not give you any ice cream.
Me: Who are you?
Mowgli: Duck!
Me: (turns to look) that's not a duck. That's a… Shark!
Shark flies in the open sun roof and eats captain hook.
Peter: Looks like sharks like codfishes too!
Mowgli: Elephant Stampede!
(Everyone scrambles around knocking each other over.)
Martin: Wait a sec. There are no elephants!
Me: Everyone out or you will get attacked by puppies!
Olaf: I love puppies!
Me: Okay, release the puppies!
Rabid wolf pups attack everyone
Olaf: I'm terrified of Puppies!
Me: (walking away calmly.) I don't own anything but the idea for this story. Oh! And I own Eagle. Kitty is Tommiekittie's character from deviantart.
