This is going to be series of one-shots. For some unknown reason I think that particularly this pairing is amazing when being described in little stories. After reading some amazing drabbles and one-shots I had finally decided to write some myself. Reviews are always appreciated.
Thick skull
"Sakura where are we going and why don't you want to stop for second?" asked a very exhausted looking young man, in his early thirties, looking tiredly at his companion.
"It's a surprise you idiot! Now stop whining and pretending like you are tired, because we haven't even reached the middle of it," answered a pink haired woman who was moving on the same speed as he was.
"I am getting too old, my dear Sakura-chan," he gave her his famous crinkled eyed smile, while she just rolled her emerald colored eyes at his antics.
"Kakashi stop it, I know you are just saying this so I could tell you that you are not old at all," she said off-handedly.
"Really though, I am oddly tired… how about you go ahead and let me have my old man's pace?"
"Ugh… okay fine, only this time though! Don't think I don't know that you just want to read the Icha Icha without me seeing it," she huffed in annoyance and jumped to the next tree, keeping a slightly faster pace.
"Oh damn, you got me," quietly replied the silver-haired jounin behind his little orange book, at which his ex-student had laughed loudly.
Little did she know though, that the object of his stare was her very fit, toned, but oh so luscious behind. And how her long, slim legs would stretch in thin air during the jumps… do not get him started on her tiny waist that was even tinier compared to her shapely hips and quite the handful of…well something that is above the ribcage. Every time she would change the legs with which she lands on the trees, her hips would sway like a hypnotizing watch.
What he didn't notice though, was that he The Hatake Kakashi got so immensely lost in watching her movements, that he didn't notice the fact that there weren't any branches on the incoming tree.
A whooshing sound and a loud "BAM" is all that signaled that the famous Copy Nin had fallen. In more ways than one indeed.
"Oh God Kakashi! Are you okay? Maybe we should have actually stopped so you can rest…" she lifted his head from the ground and placed it on her knees, hugging the head with both hands and checking for injuries. Green chakra enveloped her hands and allowed her to quickly scan his body for some minor damage. She was so focused on controlling the even flow of chakra that she did not, in fact notice that he began to meowl.
Her laughter erupted very loudly across the forest as she found her beloved boyfriend smiling very happily while slightly rubbing his head on her bosoms and using her as a pillow. If his content smile was of any indication, she could presume that he fell on purpose.
"You're such an idiot! What if you fell and damaged your head?!"
"Don't worry dear, I have a thick skull"
Sakura can never stay mad when something that stupid is being said.