Written by Guardian (Tamiest) and Malloreigh (malloreigh).

Note: The following has been edited to save our sexy asses. Please don't take offense if you're Nicky or NikeGrrrrl, we're lying, we think you're great writers.

malloreigh: On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me twelve fics un-fin-ished, eleven canvas sket-ches, ten...
Tamiest: ten hentai pictures!
malloreigh: Nine poems by Nicky!
Tamiest: (Don't you mean, 'nine million'?)
malloreigh: (No, my true love couldn't stand to package up more than nine)
Tamiest: the eighth Broken Mirror!
malloreigh: Wheeeeeee!
malloreigh: Seven orchestrated battle themes..
Tamiest: Six Quiefers a-howling!
malloreigh: Five Griever rings!
Tamiest: Four more 'Insane'!
malloreigh: *thinks*
Tamiest: (I can do 'three' and you can do 'two' if you want!)
malloreigh: Okays.
Tamiest: Three new pics!
malloreigh: Two NikeGrrrrl hate-fics!
Tamiest: And more 'Faith' from Uncreativity!