(We see a pier and a boat at the beginning of the episode. Until an asian chick jumps up)
Chloe: Good evening, im Chloe, and my Deviantart name is CharmyNutty. Welcome to Total Drama Island, Happy Tree Friends edition. We are live here at Camp Massacre, where all of the cute furry animals get killed here. Any time soon, 16 Happy Tree Friends stars and 6 fan characters will arrive here shortly. Heh! You didn't even realize that I have fan characters? Anyways, let me show you what we will do in the end of each episode.
(We now see 11 log chairs, a campfire, and a cliff)
Chloe: This is where all the fun and drama starts. At each episode, one team will come to the campfire, where they will receive a marshmallow. However, the one person who didn't receive a marshmallow must go straight to the 200 foot cliff, jump off of it, and then they will splatter into pieces. Heh, don't worry, they wont die. They always come back alive in each episode.
(Back at the pier)
Chloe: So who will crumble under the pressure? Find out right now on Total Drama Island, Happy Tree Friends Edition!
(Intro and music Plays)
I can't possibly lie
I'm just a cute animal that don't want to die.
I need to win this game in the next 50 days,
And there is nothing that will get in my way.
I don't want to get killed!
Nobody is going to ruin the fun
I won't jump off the cliff because I already won
You might as well just die cause I am the best
I will go far in this game and I will never get some rest.
I don't want to get killed!
na na na na, na na na na na na!
I don't want to
I don't want to
I don't want to get killed!
I don't want to
I don't want to
I don't want to get killed!
(Whistling till the end)
(Intro stops and we go back to the show)
Chloe: Welcome back to the island! Its time now to meet our 16 Happy Tree Friends stars and 6 fan characters. Trust me, this can take a while.
(A pink chipmunk with a bow on her head jumps off the boat)
Chloe: Welcome to camp Giggles.
Giggles: Chloe? Oh my gosh! I cant believe you are actually talking to me! Hey, where is everybody?
Chloe: You are the first camper to arrive, silly.
(A bear with an afro and a disco suit jumps off the boat)
Chloe: Disco Bear! Whats up dog?
Disco Bear: Yo Yo Yo Chloe! I'm doing just fine. Hey, that lady over here must be single or something.
Giggles: (Yawn) You are defiantly not my type.
(A beaver with no arms jumps off the boat)
Chloe: Welcome to your new home Handy. How are you feeling?
Handy: Im feeling pretty good. (Sigh) If only I had my hands back.
Chloe: Poor you.
(A blue skunk wearing a Christmas tree necklace jumps off the boat)
Chloe: Hello there Petunia!
Petunia: Hi Chloe. This place looks really nice. Well, except for this pier. It needs a lot of work.
Handy: Im used to working, if I only had hands.
(An otter dressed like a pirate jumps off the boat)
Chloe: Ahoy there Russell.
Russell: Ahoy there matey. Riding on that boat makes me seasick.
Petunia: Eww. Like, take some asprin or something.
Russell: Whatever.
(An orange cat jumps off the boat)
Chloe: Everyone, meet my first HTF fan character. Renny!
Renny: Hiya CharmyNutty. (Gasp) This place is huge. Where's the spa at?
Chloe: We don't have one, but we do have a spa that we didn't clean in 5 months.
Renny: (Disgusted) No thanks. I'll pass.
(A blue anteater wearing glasses jumps off the boat)
Sniffles: Hello there Chloe. Did you vote for me as the new school president?
Chloe: I sure did Sniffles. Why did you want to be school president anyways?
Sniffles: So I can get day off's.
Chloe: But I thought you like school.
Sniffles: That's another story.
(A yellow tiger looking all rude jumps off the boat)
Chloe: Ladies and gents, meet my second fan character. Charley!
Charley: What is this place?
Renny: This is Camp Massacre silly.
Charley: It looks like a dump.
(A purple beaver jumps off the boat)
Chloe: Toothy! What's going on?
Toothy: Nothing much Chloe! I was just throwing water balloons at ducks.
Petunia: HAHA! Cool. I like you.
Toothy: (Blushes) Well... thanks.
(A green squirrel with candy on his face jumps off the boat)
Chloe: What's up Nutty?
Nutty: Hiya hiya Chloe! How is everybody?
Charley: Pretty much the same.
Nutty: I will miss my candies now that im here. (Starts to cry)
Chloe: (Smacks face) People these days.
(A black panther holding a bucket of fried chicken jumps off the boat)
Thugy: Sup yall? Its your girl Thugy in the house.
Chloe: Ladies and gents, meet my third fan character. Thugy!
Disco Bear: Dayung! That's my type of girl I wanna be with.
Thugy: Gimmie some love sugar!
Giggle: (Frustrated) Disco Bear is so disgusting.
(A blue flying squirrel with a mask jumps off the boat)
Splendid: Have no fear, Splendid the Flying Squirrel is here to the rescue.
Chloe: Great to have you here Splendid, but we don't have any emergency's yet.
Splendid: Well soon, I will become the greatest superheroes of all times.
Russell: (Thinks) In his dreams.
(Two green sneaky raccoons jumps off the boat)
Chloe: Lifty and shifty! My favorite burglars.
Lifty: So what do you have for us Chloe?
Shifty: Hey Lifty, lets steal the bucket of fried chicken that lady is using.
Lifty: Good idea Shifty.
(Lifty and Shifty tries to steal Thugy's bucket of fried chicken, but Thugy turns and snaps)
Thugy: (Angry) Ain't nobody touch my fried chicken! So back off!
Shifty: (Gulp) S-sorry lady.
(A red porcupine looking all nervous carefully jumps off the boat)
Chloe: Flaky! What's up girl?
Flaky: Erm... I'm uhh... Doing fine.
Chloe: (Grabs Flaky's shoulder with his arm) I know that you are nervous Flaky. Everyone gets nervous at their first day at camp sometimes. Here, why don't you meet your new friends that you will spend with.
Flaky: Uhh... okay then.
Nutty: Hiya! My name's Nutty! How are you feeling? Do you like candy? What do you like to do? What's your favorite sport? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Flaky: I have a bad feeling about this.
(A purple antler wearing face paint jumps off the boat)
Chloe: Hey Mime, can you talk?
Mime: (Nods)
Chloe: Well say something.
Mime: (Shrugs)
Handy: I guess we don't know what he is saying?
(A green squirrel looking all tough jumps off the boat)
Jiddell: Good day to one and all!
Chloe: Ladies and gents, meet my fourth fan character. Jiddell!
Jiddell: That's Jiddell the great to you Chloe!
(A green bear wearing an army's suit jumps off the building)
Chloe: Hi there Flippy.
Flippy: Good afternoon Chloe. Isn't the weather outside beautiful?
Chloe: (Sigh) Look Flippy, I heard that you kill your friends all the time, but I don't want you to kill anyone on this show. So do me a favor, and try not to be the first one eliminated.
Flippy: (Salutes) Yes ma'am.
Nutty: (Whispers at Giggles ear) 10 bucks said he is first to go.
Giggles: (Whispers back and snickers) Your on buddy.
(A pink bunny jumps off the boat)
Chloe: Ladies and gents, meet my fifth fan character. Glitter!
Bratty: This is it? This is where I have to stay? No fair! Who are you anyways?
Chloe: Im Chloe. The host of this show.
Bratty: Yeah? Well I want a pony! And I want it now!
Splendid: So that's why her name is Glitter.
Glitter: Shut up!
(A brown bear wearing pajamas jumps off the boat)
Chloe: Hey there Pop.
Pop: Hi there Chloe. (Turns to the camera) I would like to say hello to my son who is watching me right now. Hi there Cub, daddy loves you.
Chloe: (Puzzled) okay then.
(A blue bull wearing a mohawk jumps off the boat)
Chloe: Everyone, meet my last fan character. Bully!
Bully: Hey Chloe, give me your money! I need a can of soda.
Chloe: HA! You cant do that. I'm the host of this show.
Bully: (Grabs Chloe's shirt) I said give me your money!
Chloe: (Gulp) Well, here you go. (Gives Bully some money)
(And finally, a yellow bunny wearing slippers jumps off the building)
Chloe: And now ladies and gents, meet our last camper. Cuddles!
Cuddles: YEHAW! How is everyone?
Giggles: (Blushes and thinks) He is so cute.
Chloe: We are all doing fine Cuddles.
Cuddles: Great to hear that.
Chloe: okay campers. Now that all 22 of you are here, let me take you to the campfire.
Disco Bear: Groovy!
(At the campfire)
Chloe: okay campers. The people around you will be your competition, or your friend.
Lifty: The only friend I have is my partner Shifty.
Shifty: And the only friend I have is my partner Lifty.
Chloe: (Groans) As I was saying, I will split the half of you into teams. The first team will be Flaky, Renny, Bully, Disco Bear, Toothy, Giggles, Lifty, Shifty, Pop, Flippy and Sniffles. You guys are known as, "The Mighty Sharks".
Giggles: YAY! I'm a shark.
Renny: So am I.
Chloe: And the next team will be Cuddles, Glitter, Splendid, Nutty, Petunia, Jiddell, Charley, Mime, Thugy, Russell and Handy. You guys are known as, "The Speedy Eagles".
Glitter: Hey, why that team name? I want a better name!
Mime: (stares at Bratty very angrily)
Chloe: Well campers, that's all the info I will give you today. Oh and one more thing, feel free to use the confession can anytime you want. Your cabins are up on that hill. Ill see you guys later.
Campers Remaining:
Bully (The Meanie)
Charley (The Gay One)
Cuddles (The Confident Bunny)
Disco Bear (The Party Dude)
Flaky (The Asian Porcupine)
Flippy (The Killer)
Giggles (The Princess)
Glitter (The Brat)
Handy (The No-Armed Beaver)
Jiddell (The Super-Saiyan)
Lifty (The Thief)
Mime (The Clown)
Nutty (The Nutjob)
Petunia (The Latino Skunk)
Pop (The Fatherly Bear)
Renny (The Queen Bee)
Russell (The Otter Pirate)
Shifty (The Second Thief)
Sniffles (The Know-It-All)
Splendid (The Superhero)
Thugy (The Gangsta)
Toothy (The Boaster)
Campers Eliminated (In Elimination Order):
(No campers are eliminated yet. Keep reading.)