Note - This is a collaboration account as well as a collaboration story by two writers. One of us is Me and the other is Me. XD Just kidding, One is LordDuece and the other is Stickermans50. We were just chatting and boom this idea came in our mind so... we decided to give it a shot!

Idea by - LordDuece (Seriously people! Broski is a beast when it comes to ideas! I was fanboying soooo hard! XD)

written by - Stickermans50

Summary - After being taught one of the strongest magics in the history of Earthland, The Crash Dragon Totsugeki leaves our main character Naruto, who later on decides to travel the world with no fucks given to anything he does, He is sometimes destroying cities and sometimes just roaming the world! Though one day he disappears without leaving a trace!

Disclaimer : We both broski's don't own Fairy Tail or Naruto, Hell i don't even own this keyboard! It's my dad's XD

Chapter #01 - The Crash Dragon Slayer

"STOP IT ELFMAN!" Screamed the silver-haired s-class wizard Mirajane who was currently lying on the ground with a lot on injuries on her body and some parts of her clothes were destroyed as well. The for-now-changed-in-a-beast Elfman screamed and walked closer to land the death blow to Mirajane as he pulled his fist back.

The humanly-beast was about to crush and kill the s-class wizard when a shout stopped him "Don't do it brother! WE ARE FAMILY!" Lisanna screamed as she walked in between her sister and brother with both her arms spread wide. Eyes filled with fear, Indeed the young girl knew that Elfman was their brother but the current situation was something where everyone would shake in fear.

"Let me help you brother." Though her heart was beating at incredible speed and legs trembling a bit with fear, The silverette didn't lose confidence in her brother's humanity and walked even more closer and that was when it happened. Elfman swung his already-pulled back fist and was about to land the final blow that would lead to Lisanna's death but he stopped when another very unfamiliar voice came.

"Oi, oi, oi! Can't i even sleep in peace?" Not understanding where the voice was coming from, Lisanna along with her sister looked here and there to find the source but they couldn't. Elfman roared at that and this time he swung his fist rather fast and just when it was almost an inch away from Lisanna. The silver-haired wizard disappeared.

Looking around, The demon didn't find her anywhere but he looked up at in the sky since that was where Mirajane was looking. And then suddenly the ground below the duo started having cracks and a guy with long blonde hair walked outside of what seemed like a grave.

"Can't you people do your shit somewhere else and let me sleep?" He asked and looked above as he made an "O" shape with his mouth "HOLY SHIT! I PUSHED A GIRL IN THE SKY! IS THIS WHAT HAPPENS IN MOVIES? I catch her and she falls in love and we have se-..." Cutting him off, Elfman roared yet again and ruined his mood causing the blond's eye-brow to twitch.

"Who is this guy? I can't sense anything from him!" Mirajane thought.

"AAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!" Lisanna screamed.

"GGGAAAAAAAHHH!" Elfman roared.

"Oi, What the fuck is wrong with you people? Do you have to put dialogues in-between my epic moment?!" He then caught the falling Lisanna in his arms, Putting her aside he walked to Elfman who was still roaring pissing Naruto off more.

"Oi... Shut up! Roaring also means dialogue!" Elfman kept roaring and now Naruto hit his limit! This was it, Naruto was done with this shit.

"You know what? The hell with it, I can only sleep when you're asleep too..." Disappearing from their sight, The blond appeared behind Elfman and sitting on his back with his right hand glowing with white-magic energy "Crash Slayer's - Don't Fuck with Naruto Uzumaki no Jutsu!" And with that, Naruto hit the beast slightly causing him to roar in pain and fall unconscious without killing him.

"That is the last time you're roaring bitch!"

"Who is this guy?!" Both Lisanna and Mirajane thought and Elfman returned back to normal, The blond yawned and walked inside the ground or grave. "I'ma sleep."

Notes - Lord you do these Notes! XD

LordDeuce: Yo sticky this cracked me up lmao

But yes, Sticky and I (LordDeuce) did this account cuz YOLO so enjoy this chapter written by Sticky xD and don't forget to drop us a comment! Suggestions and ideas are appreciated as well xD

~LordStick~ Out!