A/N I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or its characters. Any incorrect grammar or intense use of capital letters in this fanfiction is intended for humor only.
Valon was on a safari. He skipped along the yellow road, yelling at random pigeons. The Australian farted, which was the natural call that wild Wheelers used to alert others of food. Only complex-minded humans could know such secrets.
"Wheeeeeler!" Valon yelled, his camera ready for the creature. Joey Wheeler walked out of the bushes, barking like mad. "Bad cat! Bad!" Valon screamed. "I thought we were supposed to be dueling, Wheeler! Yunno, for Mai and all!" he managed to say as he dodged the pineapples that Joey was throwing.
"YA BRAINWASHED HER!" Joey roared at the top of his lungs, which were made out of plastic.
"We didn't brainwash her, mate!" Valon tried to defend himself with his words, "We only dishwashed her!" at once Joey stopped attacking him and burst into tears.
"THAT'S SO POETIC VALON!" he cried.
''Eres my chance!' Valon thought. He pulled out his camera, which had turned green out of nausia from being kept in Valon's never-cleaned-out-pocket, and he shot a picture of Wheeler. Joey fell backwards and screamed at the top of his plastic lungs. As pink milk instead of blood trickled out his mouth and out of his pink cuts, he stared in horror as Valon walked towards him.
"How.. could.. You.." Joey hissed.
"What?" the Australian said in his adorable voice while tilting his head upside down with a crack sound.
"You.. shot.. Me.." Wheeler whispered.
"YOU SHOT MEEEE!" he sprouted wings and zoomed into the sky, tears of nurse joys falling from his eyes. He then got ran over by a cloud and wasn't seen again for fifteen months.
"At least I've got Mai…" Valon smiled as he slowly sliced a tomato. Mai appeared behind him and grew about 50 times her original size, then started speaking italian."NOT ITALIAN! NOOOO!" Valon cried into his motorcycle. "I'M MELTINGGGG!" and with that, Valon melted. The End.
*Disclaimer, no Valons, Joeys, clouds, Mais, cameras, pink milk, Australians or Italians were hurt in the making of this fanfiction.