Author Note: I don't even know why I'm posting this,it's 3am and I suddenly had the idea for it and it amused me way too much :') Enjoy my randomness!

"Don't you think she looks like Pocahontas?"

"Wake up, S, we gotta go!"

"Pocahontas is totally the best Disney princess ever"

"Aww!"

"Brittany stop being sweet and get your girlfriend's lazy ass up!"

"Baby, Quinn says I've got to stop being sweet and get your lazy ass up"

"Poke her"

"Where?"

"Not there. Britt"

"Oh"

"We're totally going to miss our flight"

"Ignoring you guys does not work"

"Then open your eyes and get the fuck up!"

"Whoa, shit! Blondie just dropped the f-bomb"

"Santana, we've been looking forward to summer vacation for months now get the hell up before we go without you"

"Five more minutes and I'll move"

"I'm gonna drag you out in a second"

"Try it, I'm naked under here"

"She's not joking, we were up late having se.."

"Shh!"

"Santana, while I'm aware you feel the need to have the constant attention of people around you I really don't appreciate it when we've spent a lot of money on a flight we're going to miss if you don't move"

"Shit, I was hoping Berry had found other people to play with this summer"

"Don't even pretend to hate on my girlfriend"

"Who said I'm pretending?"

"San, it doesn't work anymore. We know you love us, even Rachel"

"I'd love you more if you gave me five more minutes"

"How about three?"

"No less than four"

"Two"

"That's less than four, Britt"

"Oh. You should still take two"

"Okay, I'll take two"

"..You do realize she isn't going to move?"

"GET UP!"

"It's way too early to have you guys yell at me"

"It's ten am!"

"Britt and I were up until after five"

"Eww"

"Don't eww me, Q. I heard you and Berry still going at it at six"

"…"

"You know Santana I do have a name"

"I know, it's Berry"

"No it's not its, Rachel"

"She was kidding, Brittany"

"Get up or you're not having the window seat"

"Screw you! I always gets my window seat"

"That's it, let's go without her"

"Without her I can't join the airplane sex club"

"You mean the mile high club?"

"Yeah that"

"Did you hear that Santana? Are you really going to crush your girlfriend's dream of having risky hott sex with you on a crowded airplane?"

"..Berry, Q. Get the hell out so I can get dressed, we've got a plane to catch!"