Disclaimer: I don't own Ella Enchanted and I don't own the whole University
idea. Gail Carson Levine owns Ella Enchanted and Camilla Sandman owns the
University Idea. Thanks.
"Lymanatrayalatorwassanasarasal." 'That is a perfect name for a character,' she thought. 'An. elven character with a. traumatic past. Yes.' Suddenly, she got the feeling that someone was looking at her. She turned around slowly and came face to face with a. something. This something had. hair. Yes. Hair. Black, greasy, ugly hair in massive amounts.
"Why hello Miss." It consulted a clipboard. "Ah. Miss Rose." It's mouth twisted upwards into a smile. "Rose Black. How perfectly. charming to meet you. You have been accepted into the Ella Enchanted Fanfiction University. I'm sure you will be pleased. Would you be so kind as to stop staring at me? I'm not going to eat you yet." 'Gotta be the sugar. Please be the sugar. Aaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! I have an ogre in my bedroom.'
"Um. heh heh heh. Yeah. I'll just be going now. Yeah. Or um. you'll be going. Yeah!"
"Hmmm. I think not. I shall say it again. You have been accepted into the Ella Enchanted University for writing a horrible story about a thief who finds love with a prince. And for thinking about a new story. Excuse me while I laugh. Lymantrayalatorwassanasarasal? Now then. If you'll just complete this form, we'll have you installed in your own nice little dorm room in about three seconds. So. Write." The ogre handed her a form. She began to read it.
"You," it said. "Are quite obviously stupid. You have also written a truly awful piece of fanfiction. We are quite obviously smart. Therefore, it is our moral right and obligation to attempt to educate you. Please fill out the following form and give back to SeeF. If you don't, SeeF will fill it out for you. He will turn you into an ogre. You probably do not want that. It would be within your best interests to fill this out. Thank you.
Sincerely, EEU Coordinator and Head of Staff
Liza Vyerna Malice Addams"
'Okay... Maybe she was delusional. Ah well. It couldn't really hurt to fill it in.' So, she began.
"Name: Rose Black
Race: Elven
Favorite Character: Prince Charmont
Lust Object: Prince Charmont
Favorite Race: Elves
Favorite Profession/s: Thief and Royalty
Your idea of Royalty: You get to sit around all day and order people around and wear neat clothes and wear an crown and be important and have bunches of money and stuff.
Idea of Thieves: You steal stuff, but your not really bad and you fall in love with royalty and you get to have nice clothes and you're a really, really, very, very neat person.
Slash or No: No its ICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you write a story about one of Char and Ella's descendants? Whats a decendant? Did you write a Mary-Sue? No.
Did people tell you it was a Mary-Sue? Yes, but they don't know
ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you flame them and throw a "cute" little fit? Yes.
If everyone else jumped off a cliff, would you do it too? Um. no-yes-NO!!!
Did you fail grammar school? Yes.
We thank you for your time. Please sign on the dotted line.
X........................
She gave it back to SeeF and yawned. She climbed into bed, fell asleep and dreamed of cute little fluffy bunnies jumping around on green grass with lots of flowers.
I'd like to say that all grammatical errors in bold are intentional. I'm very ashamed of them. Thanks. You're all welcome to enroll, just use the above form questions and review it to me. And Liza is pronounced Liz-uh. Oh yeah. please enroll. Bye.
"Lymanatrayalatorwassanasarasal." 'That is a perfect name for a character,' she thought. 'An. elven character with a. traumatic past. Yes.' Suddenly, she got the feeling that someone was looking at her. She turned around slowly and came face to face with a. something. This something had. hair. Yes. Hair. Black, greasy, ugly hair in massive amounts.
"Why hello Miss." It consulted a clipboard. "Ah. Miss Rose." It's mouth twisted upwards into a smile. "Rose Black. How perfectly. charming to meet you. You have been accepted into the Ella Enchanted Fanfiction University. I'm sure you will be pleased. Would you be so kind as to stop staring at me? I'm not going to eat you yet." 'Gotta be the sugar. Please be the sugar. Aaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! I have an ogre in my bedroom.'
"Um. heh heh heh. Yeah. I'll just be going now. Yeah. Or um. you'll be going. Yeah!"
"Hmmm. I think not. I shall say it again. You have been accepted into the Ella Enchanted University for writing a horrible story about a thief who finds love with a prince. And for thinking about a new story. Excuse me while I laugh. Lymantrayalatorwassanasarasal? Now then. If you'll just complete this form, we'll have you installed in your own nice little dorm room in about three seconds. So. Write." The ogre handed her a form. She began to read it.
"You," it said. "Are quite obviously stupid. You have also written a truly awful piece of fanfiction. We are quite obviously smart. Therefore, it is our moral right and obligation to attempt to educate you. Please fill out the following form and give back to SeeF. If you don't, SeeF will fill it out for you. He will turn you into an ogre. You probably do not want that. It would be within your best interests to fill this out. Thank you.
Sincerely, EEU Coordinator and Head of Staff
Liza Vyerna Malice Addams"
'Okay... Maybe she was delusional. Ah well. It couldn't really hurt to fill it in.' So, she began.
"Name: Rose Black
Race: Elven
Favorite Character: Prince Charmont
Lust Object: Prince Charmont
Favorite Race: Elves
Favorite Profession/s: Thief and Royalty
Your idea of Royalty: You get to sit around all day and order people around and wear neat clothes and wear an crown and be important and have bunches of money and stuff.
Idea of Thieves: You steal stuff, but your not really bad and you fall in love with royalty and you get to have nice clothes and you're a really, really, very, very neat person.
Slash or No: No its ICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you write a story about one of Char and Ella's descendants? Whats a decendant? Did you write a Mary-Sue? No.
Did people tell you it was a Mary-Sue? Yes, but they don't know
ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you flame them and throw a "cute" little fit? Yes.
If everyone else jumped off a cliff, would you do it too? Um. no-yes-NO!!!
Did you fail grammar school? Yes.
We thank you for your time. Please sign on the dotted line.
X........................
She gave it back to SeeF and yawned. She climbed into bed, fell asleep and dreamed of cute little fluffy bunnies jumping around on green grass with lots of flowers.
I'd like to say that all grammatical errors in bold are intentional. I'm very ashamed of them. Thanks. You're all welcome to enroll, just use the above form questions and review it to me. And Liza is pronounced Liz-uh. Oh yeah. please enroll. Bye.