An Introduction

Okay, so there were these two kids…. No, no, we can't start like that, it just wouldn't work. Let's start over.

Once at Hogwarts there were two students, who weren't really students, that got on every one of the professors' nerves and whom was all around hated by the staff of the school. A brother and sister team that was practically known as 'the two that rival the Weasley twins' and nothing else. Very few knew their real names, and the ones that did only found out through the professors or other staff members who would scream their names through the corridor whenever they did something wrong.

Ian and Izadora Jacobs were the crazy two. Ian was eighteen, and should have been in seventh year if he was in fact a real student. Izy was seventeen and a should-be seventh year as well, but again, not being a student did have its drawbacks.

So Ian and Izy were eventually left at a point where their shenanigans had reached a point that they were told they had to make a list of everything they weren't allowed to do at Hogwarts. Every time they stepped out of line and got into trouble, they had to add a new thing to the list.

At the time they reached one hundred and fifty, they were officially kicked out and banned forever from the Hogwarts grounds. The students missed them and mourned the lost of their between-class entertainment. The professors rejoiced and were celebrating the loss of trouble.

The Weasley twins did what they could, and in their defense, they were the best pranksters at the school, they were also students. But what the twins did was much more childish… well actually, less childish than what the Jacobs duo ever did.

So as record of their short stint at the school, they wrote down every thing that happened the particular days they got into trouble and had to add something to the list. It's quite amusing, if we do say so ourselves, we are quite daring…

WAIT! Did we just say we? No, no, no, we aren't Izy and Ian, of course not! Why in the world would you ever think that!

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I got this list from one of the guys in one of my cults on VF, I thought it was hilarious and it just inspired me for this. It's been a while since I wrote anything Potter-related so I chose to start this. It took me a while to figure out which of the two would be doing which one…they both got some good ones, and well, you have to know, these two are very much alike, they think and act more or less the same. I love them…they're so great!

Anyway, have fun reading, it's a bit crazy, and one thing you should know is that Ian and Izy aren't in any of the houses…that fact leads into one of the things and also, they make fun of every house…it's great, I hope you like this!