Sparrow's Revenge
Audrey was walking home one day after school. She was bored as hell and cold. She had nobody to talk to but herself.
"Hello, me. How has it been?" She continued a nice, fulfilling conversation with herself as she went on her way. She then was interrupted in the middle of talking about how school sucked by a noise like footsteps. She looked behind her but saw nothing. All of a sudden……JACK SPARROW crashed down in front of her. She jumped back in surprise as he struck a heroic pose.
"Hello, little lady!" He said with a cheesy smile. Audrey's eyes grew in surprise.
"Hi!" She said.
"I'm a single man with horrible respect issues and I need you!" He said, looking at her.
"I'll be your women!" She screamed! He looked at her.
"I wasn't talking to you! I was talking to that tree!!" Jack said, wishing to be left alone with his tree. Audrey's eyes fill up with tears. She jumped down and grabbed his ankles.
"NO!!!! PLEASE, MR. SPARROW! I NEED YOU!!!!" Audrey screamed.
"Please, little girl…..I only have eyes for this tree." Jack said, crossing his arms.
"AHHHHHHHH!!" Audrey screamed as she ran around in circles.
"DO you need some help?" Jack asked. Then………A zombie pirate ate Jack right in front of Audrey!!!! Oh, no!! Jack's lifeless body fell at her feet as she realized it was all her fault. Then, all of a sudden, she woke on the floor of her classroom. Everyone was staring.
"Dude! You were screaming about Jack! What the hell is wrong with your brain?!" Mr. Carasco stated. He started throwing sharp objects at Audrey with fire in his eyes. A pair a scizzors flew into Audrey's brain, killing her. Everyone forgot about Audrey the next day.