Jimmy Neutron was in his room playing Mario Kart when his parents melted through the door with the laser eyes he gave them last Thursday. Jimmy Neutron's dad said "Jimmy Neutron, I have something to tell you." "What is it, dad?" Then the atmosphere got all serious and stuff, so Jimmy Neutron was worried. "I have been fucking a duck since the 1960's. You are also half duck. I'm sorry, son. I should have told you sooner." "I forgive you, dad." said Jimmy Neutron. Then Jimmy Neutron and Jimmy Neutron's mom and Jimmy Neutron's dad went downstairs to watch MLG Peppa Pig on YouTube. Jimmy Neutron had to go to school the next day, and when he woke up, he considered shooting himself in the face instead, but decided against it. Then Jimmy Neutron went down to his secret lab which was a secret for some reason even though a secret lab under a shed is totally sweet. Also, how did they not notice the electric bill? It must have been thousands of dollars more than usual. Anyways, then Sheen came in and they started making out, but Carl came in a few seconds later and was mad and upset because Jimmy Neutron was Carl's girl. This sparked a long emotional argument that lasted about five minutes before Jimmy Neutron kicked them out so he could get back to his work. After all these years, he had finally done it. He had finally created the cure for erectile dysfunction. Now that erectile dysfunction was gone, all was right in the world. Everything was at peace. The only thing wrong with Jimmy Neutron's life now was Sheen's weird relationship with Ultra Lord, which he both hated and despised. Jimmy Neutron could not deny his love for Sheen, but he also loved Carl and Cindy. He decided he would ask Ms. Fowl for advice later. Jimmy Neutron bounced to school in his weird bubble thing and asked Ms. Fowl if she wanted to talk about Jesus and when she said no, he asked her about the thing. Ms. Fowl squawked and said "Lol, gay." than stuck her head through the ground like a flamingo.
To be continued...